It's really hard to say who comes off worse here. On the one hand, we've got New York Red Bulls defender Jamison Olave clearly grabbing a handful of Real Salt Lake forward Olmes Garcia's dick and balls. On the other hand, we've got Garcia shamelessly diving and trying to sell the idea that Olave literally shot him in the penis, earning himself a yellow card for embellishment along the way.

Screw it, there's no use trying to parse out who the worse dude here is. Let's just laugh at this GIF:

MLS Player Gets His Dick Grabbed, Gets A Yellow Card For Flopping

GIF via @cjzero