In the sixth inning at Turner Field last night, an idiot on the field brief(less)ly interrupted the game between the Braves and Athletics. He was really, really, incredibly nude.
Turner Field streaker (he and his dad were sitting in front of us) pic.twitter.com/yY7xxwJ6rV
— Chris Plemons (@BravesPlemons) August 17, 2014
It looks like he took off from behind the home team dugout and apparently his dad did not give a shit about it because the guy who snapped that picture said he was talking about it the whole game.
I have to admit, I don't see the fun in nude streaking in a sports arena. There's a reason those naked-in-class dreams are so terrifying; I can't imagine doing that in real life, in front of tens of thousands of people.
Here it is from another angle:
Security corralled him pretty quickly and then took him on a long walk to the fence near the left field foul pole. You can see in this video taken from left field that the cops did their best to cover up the streaker's bits and pieces as they escorted him off the field.
Update: @BravesPlemons has supplied some more pictures of the streaker as he makes his way onto the field and they are quite lovely.
You can check out the whole gallery here.