This guy was in Richmond last night, which apparently played host to not only the Ambrose-Mears fight, but the Civil War of shirts. Let's just all disregard the potentially racist/treasonous idiot in the Confederate flag shirt and feast our eyes upon the patriotic idiot with the hirsute Old Glory. Clearly, it was another victory for the Union.

All you posers with your lapel pins better come correct, now that you know what a real patriot looks like: backwards trucker hat, shirtless with chest-hair American flag, and a Bud Light can in camouflage koozie.