Portland State Player Fakes Handshake, Steals Ball, Dunks

Portland was up by 14 against Portland State as the game wound down Wednesday. As Portland's Alec Wintering dribbled out the clock, Portland State's Bryce White came up for a handshake. Just kidding! White stole the ball and made a meaningless dunk. Suck it, Portland! Now you only beat Portland State by 12!

White's fake handshake—and Wintering's reaction—truly restores our faith in humanity. Go sports.