1. Win No. 1 (We’re not going to lose all our games)

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2. Win No. 82 (Winners!)

3. Win No. 81 (Not losers!)

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4. Win No. 101 (Holy shit, better than 100 wins!)

5. Win No. 100 (Holy shit, 100 wins!)

6. Win No. 96 (Dang, it’s a really, really successful season)

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7. Win No. 110 (Wow, it’s a historically great season)

8. (tie) Wins Nos. 102-109, 111-116 (Secretariat at the Belmont)

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22. (tie) Wins Nos. 97-99 (Pretty much a great season)

25. Win No. 89 (Solidly a winning team)

26. Win No. 95 (Success!)

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27. Win No. 94 (Right up there with the good teams)

28. (tie) Wins Nos. 91-93 (Jockeying to get up with the best teams)

31. Win No. 90 (Imagine how good a few more wins will feel)

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32. (tie) Wins Nos. 83-88 (In the better part of the pack)

38. (tie) Wins Nos. 2-80 (It always feels good to win a baseball game)

Rankings are as context-independent as it is possible for them to be.

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