It's been a while since we checked in on the world of unintentional dongs, but this is worth checking in on. Anatomically speaking, WJRT-TV reporter Siobhan Riley's unfortunate diagramming of local construction is a very faithful representation of a dong.

How the dong comes to life is all very organic, too, like watching a time-lapse of plants growing. Except it's a dong. Balls. Shaft. Tip. Blammo.

Just in case you were wondering whether this fell under our unintentional-dong jurisdiction, Siobhan's news director went on the record, saying of the dong, "[i]n no way was it intentional.”

h/t Barrett