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4/29/18

Mischievous Dong Photobombs Marathon Photo Finish [NSFW]

The 2018 Christie Clinic Illinois Marathon was held Saturday in Champaign, and featured a virtually unheard of…

Chris Thompson

PublishedApril 29, 2018

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Kansas State Band Insists They Were Not In Dong Formation

Kansas State officials continue to apologize for anyone they might have offended by Saturday’s Jayhawk-vs-dong…

Timothy Burke

PublishedSeptember 8, 2015

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2/1/14

Weatherman: "But The Seacocks, They Have A Chance, Too"

Have you missed unintentional dongs? Well, lucky for you, we've got one right here. Kind of. While giving the…

Sean Newell

PublishedFebruary 1, 2014

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7/24/13

Reporter Draws Marvelous Unintentional Dong

It's been a while since we checked in on the world of unintentional dongs, but this is worth checking in on.…

Sean Newell

PublishedJuly 24, 2013

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12/22/12

Megatron Breaks The Record And Lions Fans Aren't Sure How To Feel: Saturday Night Football, In Four GIFs

Atlanta 31, Detroit 18: The above moment of celebratory uncertainty came before Calvin Johnson broke Jerry Rice's…

Isaac Rauch

PublishedDecember 22, 2012

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8/26/12

A Chick-Fil-A Employee's Silent Protest: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

This week's dong roundup is dedicated to Colin, because he sent us the crescent roll dong and, indeed, proved that…

Isaac Rauch

PublishedAugust 26, 2012

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8/19/12

A Dong PSA And A Cat To Put You To Shame: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

First off—sorry for the hiatus, we like to dedicate our full attention to the unintentional dong round up, and what…

Isaac Rauch

PublishedAugust 19, 2012

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7/29/12

The Corn Dog Dong And More: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Time for our weekly peek into the Freudian clusterfuck that is our roundup of reader-submitted accidental male…

Isaac Rauch

PublishedJuly 29, 2012

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7/22/12

Dongs In Relief: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

What would we do without you guys? If it wasn't for the all the unintentional dong submissions, we interns would…

Isaac Rauch

PublishedJuly 22, 2012

7/15/12

Intentional Dongs In A Penn State Area Golf Course: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Ok, Lou, relax. We are back after taking last week off. So sorry to interrupt your weekly dose of unintentional…

Sean Newell

PublishedJuly 15, 2012

7/2/12

British Mayor Scandalizes Tiny Town By Showing Up To Olympic Torch Parade Dressed As "Sausage"

61-year-old Jill Makinson-Sanders is mayor of Louth, Lincolnshire, England, a cozy town of 15,000 in the English…

Jack Dickey

PublishedJuly 2, 2012

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7/1/12

The Family That Hugs Lawnmower Dongs Together Stays Together: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

We're back for another round of unintentional dongs. let's not waste any time and get right into the dongy good…

Sean Newell

PublishedJuly 1, 2012

6/24/12

Prediction? Pain: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Let's start the day of on the right foot with some unintentional dongs. Our first dong is courtesy of reader Matt…

Sean Newell

PublishedJune 24, 2012

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6/17/12

Tale As Old As Time, Dong As Old As Rhyme: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Reader Keith gets us started this week with a Beauty and the Beast sippy cup. As always, please send in any…

Sean Newell

PublishedJune 17, 2012

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6/10/12

In Soviet Russia Dong Yakovs You: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Here we are again for another installment of Dongsterpiece theatre. I spell it "theatre" because it's classy.…

Sean Newell

PublishedJune 10, 2012

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6/2/12

Dong To The NCAA: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to your first donging of June. I'm excited and I know you are, too. let's get right down to it, then.…

Sean Newell

PublishedJune 2, 2012

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5/26/12

Please Wash Before You Munch: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to a special Memorial Day Weekend edition of Things That Maybe Sorta Look Like Dongs. As always don't…

Sean Newell

PublishedMay 26, 2012

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5/20/12

"Like A Giant Scoop It Caught Him Up": The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Here we go with another week of unintentional dong submissions. I hope you know by now to please be sure to send in…

Sean Newell

PublishedMay 20, 2012

5/13/12

Happy Mother's Day, Here Are Some Dongs: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Welcome to a very special Mother's Day edition of Unintentional Dongs. We'll get right down to the nitty gritty here…

Sean Newell

PublishedMay 13, 2012

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5/6/12

Take This Sabbath Day: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

You were worried, I know. Fear not dongists, we were just a little backed up yesterday and getting back into the…

Sean Newell

PublishedMay 6, 2012

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