Unintentional Dongs - Sports News Headlines & Highlights

4/29/18

Mischievous Dong Photobombs Marathon Photo Finish [NSFW]

The 2018 Christie Clinic Illinois Marathon was held Saturday in Champaign, and featured a virtually unheard of…

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Kansas State Band Insists They Were Not In Dong Formation

Kansas State officials continue to apologize for anyone they might have offended by Saturday’s Jayhawk-vs-dong…

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Weatherman: "But The Seacocks, They Have A Chance, Too"

Have you missed unintentional dongs? Well, lucky for you, we've got one right here. Kind of. While giving the…

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Reporter Draws Marvelous Unintentional Dong

It's been a while since we checked in on the world of unintentional dongs, but this is worth checking in on.…

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Megatron Breaks The Record And Lions Fans Aren't Sure How To Feel: Saturday Night Football, In Four GIFs

Atlanta 31, Detroit 18: The above moment of celebratory uncertainty came before Calvin Johnson broke Jerry Rice's…

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A Chick-Fil-A Employee's Silent Protest: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

This week's dong roundup is dedicated to Colin, because he sent us the crescent roll dong and, indeed, proved that…

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A Dong PSA And A Cat To Put You To Shame: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

First off—sorry for the hiatus, we like to dedicate our full attention to the unintentional dong round up, and what…

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The Corn Dog Dong And More: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Time for our weekly peek into the Freudian clusterfuck that is our roundup of reader-submitted accidental male…

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Dongs In Relief: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

What would we do without you guys? If it wasn't for the all the unintentional dong submissions, we interns would…

Isaac Rauch

7/22/12 2:30PM

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7/15/12

Intentional Dongs In A Penn State Area Golf Course: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Ok, Lou, relax. We are back after taking last week off. So sorry to interrupt your weekly dose of unintentional…

Sean Newell

7/15/12 3:00PM

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7/2/12

British Mayor Scandalizes Tiny Town By Showing Up To Olympic Torch Parade Dressed As "Sausage"

61-year-old Jill Makinson-Sanders is mayor of Louth, Lincolnshire, England, a cozy town of 15,000 in the English…

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The Family That Hugs Lawnmower Dongs Together Stays Together: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

We're back for another round of unintentional dongs. let's not waste any time and get right into the dongy good…

Sean Newell

7/01/12 1:20PM

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6/24/12

Prediction? Pain: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Let's start the day of on the right foot with some unintentional dongs. Our first dong is courtesy of reader Matt…

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Tale As Old As Time, Dong As Old As Rhyme: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Reader Keith gets us started this week with a Beauty and the Beast sippy cup. As always, please send in any…

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In Soviet Russia Dong Yakovs You: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Here we are again for another installment of Dongsterpiece theatre. I spell it "theatre" because it's classy.…

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Dong To The NCAA: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to your first donging of June. I'm excited and I know you are, too. let's get right down to it, then.…

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Please Wash Before You Munch: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Welcome to a special Memorial Day Weekend edition of Things That Maybe Sorta Look Like Dongs. As always don't…

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"Like A Giant Scoop It Caught Him Up": The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

Here we go with another week of unintentional dong submissions. I hope you know by now to please be sure to send in…

Sean Newell

5/20/12 4:32PM

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5/13/12

Happy Mother's Day, Here Are Some Dongs: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Welcome to a very special Mother's Day edition of Unintentional Dongs. We'll get right down to the nitty gritty here…

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Take This Sabbath Day: The Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

You were worried, I know. Fear not dongists, we were just a little backed up yesterday and getting back into the…

Sean Newell

5/06/12 10:30AM

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