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Swimmer/tree stump Ryan Lochte is very, very good at one thing, and very, very bad at knowing how old his dog is.

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Here are birthday tweets from three consecutive years, helpfully screengrabbed by @wholegrainne:

2014

2015

Yesterday

Lochte has deleted yesterday’s tweet and reposted one wishing Carter a happy ninth birthday. What a sweet, dopey boy, despite the questionable housebreaking.