Ryan Lochte Is Bad At Math Or Has A Magic Dog
Chuck Burton/ [object Object] Swimmer/tree stump Ryan Lochte is very, very good at one thing, and very, very bad at knowing how old his dog is.
Here are birthday tweets from three consecutive years, helpfully screengrabbed by @wholegrainne:
2014
2015
Yesterday
Lochte has deleted yesterday’s tweet and reposted one wishing Carter a happy ninth birthday. What a sweet, dopey boy, despite the questionable housebreaking.
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