Shirtless Eagles Fan Gives Deeply Uncomfortable Pregame Speech

This Eagles fan, who is somehow a real person and not a character from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, gave a pregame speech for the ages before the team’s Week 6 game against the Giants. Things are about to get weird!

Honestly, when the dude spiked that beer can, I thought he was cooking a little bit. But then he busted out the “I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired” line, and I started to doubt my man’s artistic vision. Then he went with “I can smell your fucking wife’s cunt from here,” and I wished I’d just skipped the whole thing.