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Yesterday, we told you about Aubrey Huff's appearance on "Bubba The Love Sponge." He played it off as just "kidding around," playing a role on a radio show. That would be one way to put it.
But we've obtained video of Huff's appearance, and we'd say that we doubt the family-friendly PR staff of the Orioles will be all that happy with it. We're not gonna play the moral police here — after all, we had sex at the age of eight — but seriously now ... if Huff was "acting," this is definitely some serious Method acting. After the jump, the video. Warning: We're talking EXTREMELY NSFW here, people.
Here goes:
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i am getting fired for looking at this
/desk jockey
Jesus, thanks for telling me about the NSFW after the jumo, Will. If I had a job, I would be fired by now.
Mom?
Show us on the doll where the baby sitter touched you, Will.
Whoops. Pow. Surprise. Fired.
yeah, EXTREMELY NSFW is a good way to describe this. However, if you work at an adult bookstore you are free to enjoy this while on the job.
What the hell does NSFW mean?........ Wait... got it. Well Deadspin, it's been real spending time with you all here the last few months.
No one appreciates the artistic process anymore.
Nice turdcutter.
Should I consider myself lucky that it didn't make it through the filter?
I"m going back to hang out in the Isiah and Jewish threads.
I attribute the low number of comments on this post to the mass exodus to the men's room.
But is this video worth losing my job over?
Should I be looking forward to going home and seeing this? The suspense is killing me.
Yea, thanks for the warning AFTER the jump!
Will I still get in trouble even though I didn't press "Play"?
At least he didn't put up a picture of tubgirl.
I am so gonna Huff it on my lunch break.
Yeah, can someone give us a quick play-by-play ? We don't need details like real or fake, or shaved or unshaved.
Tell me is it worse than "Two Girls One Cup"?
@PQ Crash: or 2 girls 1 cup
@Upstate Underdog:
Melissa Midwest: real/shaved
Not sure about the Huff, though.
The video shows an attractive woman, wearing only heels, being body painted, and then rubbing against a canvas to make art.
I think I probably should have put art in quotes above.
@PQ Crash: Wait until you see the Arnold Palmer/Lemon Party pictures later today.
@UkraineNotWeak: NOthing on this planet is worse than "Two Girls One Cup" and I only made it 10 seconds.
I watched the entire thing at work. I like having my own office.
Oh, and real & shaved, with tramp stamp.
You're welcome.
@Rob Iracane: An Arnold Palmer Lemon Party should be called a Half Iced Tea/Half Lemon Party.
@Rob Iracane: And then you'll reveal that Isiah is Goatse, right?
@swing4: thanks for the info, and nice Genny avatar.
@stealofthedraft: thanks, not too worried about Huff.
@MrShiz:
me too. and nothing is worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
By looking at the evidence on the girl's ass, the main suspect would have to be Bozo the Clown.
Oh my Lord...there are times when working from home really pays off.
Really, Bubba? Fart jokes? That's what you can come up with at a time like that?
"Everyone opens up to Bubba the Love Sponge." We do have evidence of that, yes.
My after work to do list just got a new entry between buying dog food and picking up dry cleaning.
Let's go f*ck some whores!
/Ronnie Mund
@ArkansasFred:
You'll probably have something to drop off again.
@UkraineNotWeak: did he touch you here?
According to the Orioles site, he got married in January 2007.
She must be so proud.
I'm having to do a lot of strategic scrolling and pausing here at my desk.....the possibility of getting caught adds to the sexiness.
Yes.
/quite possibly understatement of the eon
Wow.
Just... wow.
@jwaves: excellent use of the verb. Take notes people!
You know, Deadspin turned into a hardcore sex site so gradually, I didn't even notice.
/Marge
I didnt see and stubble there
NSFW? How bout NSFH?
For those of you at work that aren't firewalled whose wives give a shit what you look at on the webs at HOME...better fired than divorced.
I'm just saying...that woman is smokin'.
How on earth is it the filter at work blocks every single piece of streaming media on this page... except this one? I'm not sure if that is a good or bad sign.
Melissa Midwest or Motor-boat Nikki
Both Nebraska girls. Both "givers." Discuss.
On top of all this...today on the Bubba the Love Sponge show they debuted a new parody song about Baltimore being horseshit...
I'm sure it'll be on the interwebs soon...
For 99% of you, if you come to this site you've probably already been to Deadspin today, but if you haven't then you HAVE to go back. Somehow Mr. Leitch obtained the Aubrey Huff appearance on Bubba The Love Sponge's Show. So you're saying you've already heard the audio?
Wow...I think this made me 0.1% straighter.
I may not have the subtlest tastes...
But Jesus Christ. Best. Deadspin. Post. Ever.
Glad I waited till I got home to watch this!
I expect the # of view counts of this post to rise after dark. And that is not the only thing rising.