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Travis Henry has long since shown his particular skill at innovation, siring seven children with seven women, which is not easy to do even if you are trying. And now he's dealing with the positive drug test the NFL made him take by suing the NFL.
Henry fired the first salvo in the case Sept. 20 when he attempted to get a restraining order in Suffolk County Supreme Court to block the NFL from using a urine specimen against him and to stop the league from disclosing the test results.
Court papers filed in the state court action couldn't be reviewed late Thursday, and Henry's attorney Robert Dapelo of Patchogue declined comment. But papers filed by the NFL on Monday in federal court suggested that Henry may have failed the test because the documents stated that Henry was trying to stop the league from testing his specimen and "suspending from his employment with the NFL."
Bronco Talk points out that Henry, if he were that desperate for the ganja, could have just waited a week and then smoked up after his test, which he should have known was coming. Alas. At least he's a little less fertile now; well, if he didn't pick out the seeds, anyway.
Concrete Evidence That Marijuana Kills Brain Cells [BroncoTalk]
Travis Henry May Have Some Difficulty With Those Child Support Payments [Signal To Noise]
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While my fantasy team gently weeps...
PS. don't ban me
I thought it was "9 with 9"?
Calvin Murphy's record is so goin' down.
In other news, OJ Simpson is suing his ex-wife's estate for making him kill her.
Remember, if you have a problem with the NFL's drug testing policy, don't take the law into your own hands. Take 'em to court. THE PEOPLE'S COURT.
Can we go back to calling it Mile High Stadium now?
I was going to rush for 2,000 yards, but then I got high.
Travis Henry is the leading rusher in the league? Then how the f*ck are the Broncos 2-2, with both wins coming from miracle field goals...
You know what's great about Travis Henry? Everything, that's what.
"I'm impotent, bitch!"
Clearly, Sir Smokalot and Travis Henry do not have the same dealer.
Fuck. Mike Shanahan is going to use this as an excuse to just fuck with fantasy owners even more.
Seven kids? I guess when at practice and Travis says "I'm taking this play for seven" he ain't talking about touchdowns.
@Matt_T:
Just when I had finally got that out of my head....
The NFL hates incredibly fertile black people.
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@moomacher: Because TH only scores off the field.
@LeNoceur: Thank you Doug Llewelyn.
I impregnated seven women, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got hi-igh
Da da da da daaaa
Hey, man, you ever lead the NFL in rushing?
Hey, man, you ever lead the NFL in rushing... on weed!?
@Phony Gwynn: Doc says I need a backeotomy
@Dagotron: usually he doesn't get help from his star running back in screwing everyone over.
I see my league's championship going up in a puff of smoke already.
Duuuuude... I got it... what if everyone, like, smoked pot, and then we suspended the league for, like, NOT smoking, and then we sued them and everything? Then we could use THAT money to buy MORE weed...
Some of the best ideas* come while being stoned.
*at the time
Travis Henry is just pissed because the NFL rehab program requires that all players suspended one year for marijuana use have to spend a day with Mike Wallace.
@Matt_T: He had sex with my momma. Why?
@Matt_T: Maybe his lawyer had sex with his momma.
"Don't give me no bammer weed.
I don't smoke that cess, I'm Tra-vis Hen-ry"
The O Line will only take the tests as a group.
Aside from filing the injunction, Henry also petitioned the court to force the NFL, the Denver Broncos, and all of their broadcast partners to play the 2 Live Crew's "My 7 Bizzos" everytime he scored a touchdown.
this guy would be the greatest dui lawyer ever.
@Phony Gwynn: @GlenAndersonLikesBoys: +1 and Jinx.
@Sh!tShow:
Travis Henry's fecundity makes the term "O Line" ambiguous in this context.
it's a well known fact that travis henry is allergic to latex and pulling out. do not make fun of these serious medical conditions.
"Have you ever looked at the Broncos logo, I mean, really looked at it? There's some fucked-up shit going on on the Broncos logo... Travis Henry Babymomma #3 was a hip, hip lady."
Rocky mountain high...
some people are so fucking stupid
2 first names, Travis Henry, enough said.
Puff Puff Give... you're f'n up the rotation
/Ricky Williams
No matter how easy the NFL makes their drug testing policy, someone is still going to fuck it up.
As a Tennessee fan, I really like Travis Henry and I will always appreciate his years of greatness for the Vols. But God love him, there may not be a dumber person on Earth. We only got him because the Florida schools wouldn't touch him as they were apparently certain he wouldn't qualify. When you're too dumb for Florida State, that's really saying something...
Fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-motherfuck, mother-motherfuck-fuck. Motherfuck, motherfuck, motherfuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!
@Shanknuts:
your most glaring omission would have been the "fuckin bitches" portion of Jay's song...
In a released statement, Henry defended his actions by saying, "We must protect our vital bodily fluids."
Nuclear war soon followed.
My avitar doesn't see what the big deal is.
@Im a people person. Who drinks.: I applaud you, sir... for bringing back memories from 8th grade. Never has an album with only 2 decent songs been listened to so intently all the way through.
I heard he was smoking the J due to a chronic problem with keep his fucking hands on the ball...
I think this is all just a misunderstanding. Travis Henry got confused and thought he had to study for the drug test.
Lou Holtz thinks T.H. is great.
Travis Henry has had a bad night and he f*cking hates the Eagles, man!
@Shanknuts:
Pack o' wraps my good man... time to kick back, drink some beers and schmoke some weed.
You could say he stay sedated
some say booted, some say faded
some day pray he'll grow a farm barn full
recent research sows it's not so harmful
sometimes might need to detox
it can help with your rhyme flow and your beatbox
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