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Red Sox fans, take heart: You can now see Dice K himself, Daisuke Matsuzaka, pitching in a Red Sox uniform, kind of. In this ad for Asahi beer — we love that people can physically drink the beer in Japanese commercials — Dice K dons the duds and even throws a pitch, albeit with some less-than-convincing cut-and-pasting.
Sad thing is: We guarantee you half our Red Sox readers just got erections. And the other half are women.
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
...and the other half are still pissed at us for destroying Bill Simmons' comment board
Who's to say I don't fall into both categories, Will?
Will fenway now serve Asashi?
Looks like he's doing his part to revive Incubus' career. Or that may be Hoobastank. Whichever.
Fenway Big Wigs are seriously considering serving sushi. No shit.
David Wells wishes he were Japanese.
pretty sweet ad
Dice-K:
Master of the ancient Japanese art of housing an entire beer in two seconds.
did anyone ever think of a better nickname than Dice K?
Screw that. You seen the ad for Alfonso Soriano's cigar line? Off tha hook.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Isn't this the ESPN Conversation board?
He took that pint DOWN!
red sox blow
I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.
Dice K: super "DRY"!
SCHWING!!!!
So the beer isn't dry?
Mr. Sparkle?
Meh. We've had sushi out here at the West Coast ballparks (excluding Oakland) for years.
Now if they start selling sushi served off a naked Japanese woman, call me.
I know he's gotten old, bald, and fat, but there's no way that's the real Andrew Dice Clay.
Asahi also made my old camera.
That's some synergy.
re: erection:
Guilty.
Damnit... I take a few days off and I miss the ESPN commenting and this thread...fucking balls!
Well at least I have something other than my life size FatHead of Tom Brady on my wall to rub a few out tonight before I go to sleep.
Was that the new opening for MLB '08?
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