The Tao of Stieb? That, my friends, is a fantastic name for a blog.

Female or not, she deserved to be "Brett Myered"

That girl was from Revere, Saugus, or Lynn. Definitely someone who has driven Route 1 for most of their life.

I know her. She's not a woman.

@Russkiejedi: seconded. Props to the person behind that nom de blog.

And because it's mandatory: yes to the beer-throwing Masshole chick.

Sully asks that all questions be referred to his pizza slice.

What? No pizza in Toronto?

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I love how that guy hid behind his girlfriend the whole time. Pussy.

Crap.

A video of drunken baseball fans tossing around the fbomb and spilling their beers on each other is all it takes to get linked on Deadspin these days. Damn, I wish I'd have known...

Look for that scene in the "Fever Pitch" Director's Cut DVD.

Points like man, throws like girl.

The first security guard to show up looked more like a CPA than a security guard

Dur...

Points like man, punches like girl.

...Nevermind

That's surprising, mostly due to the fact that fat girls around here usually don't waste beer, because they're always hungry.

Canada has been forced to allow all people named Sully to enter the country since an unfortunate mixup at Vancouver International Airport in 1997 forced production on X-Files to be held up for two days.

First pizza. now beer... some nice class by the Red Sox fans. Imagine what will be thrown at Yankees fan this weekend.

GO SOX!!

@We Are Donyell Marshall: My guess is Peabody. Either way though, she's quite familiar with the Hilltop Steak House menu.

Honestly, where is Ron Artest when you need him?

Not one to always side with Massholes, but I strongly suspect that the guy had it coming.

With the current exchange rates being what they are, she just threw a $15 beer.

"Tommy, please tell me that you got that!"

- Annoying Boston Jimmy Fallon SNL Character.

Impressive work by the first usher. He'll have quite a story to tell all his classmates in homeroom today.

The pizza fling, now that was original.

This? Not so much. You can pretty much expect to see this in the bleachers anywhere.

Mom? Dad?

I am a rock garden, these vulger people do not notice my quiet serenity.

-The two Asians in the bottom left corner pretending nothing is going on

If my lady ever threw a beer on somebody else, she's on her own.

@Big Daddy Drew: Not in the playoffs. HEY-O

This is why Red Sox Nation should be allowed to secede from the union.

And then we should add them to the Axis of Evil and bomb them.

By the way, I'm noticing a distinctive anti-Massachusetts flavor in a lot of the blogosphere. We're really not all like that, I swear. Forget the UMass riots, Sox bleacher incidents, Bill Belichick shenanigans, Bill Simmons vitriol, etc. Please?

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: She doesn't look like she has missed too many meals.

@CatHairSweater: Dammit, CatHair, you beat me to it. I love how the man/woman with the beige handbag simply sits and stares forward, as if willing all this madness to simply vanish.

@Robert Barone's Dog: They fight because they don't love you anymore.

@StevieY19:

Actually those looks of hers are about par for the course on a UMass frat girl. So, I'm betting that's where those crazy cats traveled from...

Whoa. Who knew that supermike was in Toronto on vacation.

I love the warbling "hey hey hey, goodbye."

That may be the first time that I have ever seen a Canadian drop the f-bomb that many times in 5 minutes. Without saying he is sorry afterwards... or excuse me.

But what do you expect? American's can't hold real beer.

It's Youtube clips like this that allow me to make broad stereotypes about all my new neighbors in the greater New England area.

Queue voice crack.

Late bloomers singing the "good bye" song, eh?

@CatHairSweater:

Clearly, they were thinking that the fat round-eye from Slumerville had aroused the fire that is dormant in the innermost recesses of the Jays fans' souls. And doused that fire with Molson.

We're really not all like that, I swear.

Evidence points ot the contrary, Mr. Douchachusetts.

@BigTenObsession: That's the problem with having so many Gwen Stacy-like supermike clones floating around. This was supermike2.

The Sports Gal defends Simmons on his visit to Toronto.

@bLiNdLuCk:

Yeah, that Molson is some hardcore shit.

1.You're wicked retahded!

2.You're stupid, eh!?

1.Fahhk youu!

Security: What is this all aboot?

@BigTDog: It must suck to know that your well-proportioned girlfriend has a bigger set of nuts than you do...

"You're lucky she's holding me back!"

*whispering*: "Seriously, act like you're holding me back."

I'm sorry but once that beer gets thrown, it's on her man and she's collateral damage. Although by the look of her mug, that's probably not something new for her.

Stay classy, Massholes!

@Hit Bull Win Steak:

Hey, blame the feminists. Equal rights means equal fights too.

@Tuffy: At least they're fighting other people instead of each other. Ain't therapy grand?

Also, I like how the dude in the red jacket gets up and sticks his arm out in a lame attempt to keep them separated when all he's actually doing is protecting his beer.

@Tuffy: i'm not allowed into Canadia.

but I'm a hero in Mexico.

@xhack: I'd like to think that I'm an educated Masshole who has risen above his common standing, but just last week I had this conversation with my brother:

"You mean Fitzie?"

"No, not Fitzie, Big Fitzie."

@racistmascot_inc: Molson may not be, but all of the Unibroue beers (especially La Fin Du Monde) are pretty much liquid awesome in a bottle.

If you have any poo, I suggest you fling it now.

@Weed Against Speed: By well proportioned do you mean 10 pounds of mud in 5 pound sack?

@bLiNdLuCk: Exactly. Much better description.

I woulda dropped that fat bitch like a bad habit. POW! Right in the kisser. POW! Right in the kisser. POW! Right in the kisser.

Listen, if we are going to shit on sox fans this week, can you do me a favor and post the classy islander fans video from with leather?

They deserve equal amounts of shit, or more.

@JakeFratelli: So Brett Myers is posting from the bullpen these days, eh?

@Tuffy:

MJ >>>> Gwen Stacy

When they showed the Asians who are laughing I am imagining the conversation from Crocodile Dundee.

"You know who that was?"

"No, who?"

"That is Clint Eastwood. Yeah Clint Eastwood."

@We Are Donyell Marshall: Brilliant.

Hell, I've lived here for 7 years now - 3 out of college. So it's not like I'm new to the place. But 7 years of merciful taunting from Pats fans about my Bills allegiance (and really that's just not fair. It's like kicking a retarded kid while they're down) and clips like this will make me think less of the region from time to time.

Is there anyone left, outside Boston, that thinks Sox fans are not insufferable a-holes?

After they won that World Series, they've essentially become that friend of yours who nails the hot chick after decades of never getting laid.