Inspiring. This is what can happen when you've been blessed with a talent for accurately tossing ping-pong balls. And free time. Lots of free time.
Billy's Balls 2 [YouTube]
Inspiring. This is what can happen when you've been blessed with a talent for accurately tossing ping-pong balls. And free time. Lots of free time.
Billy's Balls 2 [YouTube]
8:00 PM on Sun Apr 15 2007
By MJD
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696 comments
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Fake. It's not Beer Pong.
It's either Zima or water.
Holy shit...
OK, that was a really easy goal. And this video is hilarious, I wonder how many shots it took to make that vid
Still counts as one cup, wake me when he trays it.
Here's a sign I've grown old: I didn't see mastery or greatness; I saw some punk-ass overgrown kid living in a house nicer than I'll ever own pissing away his life on parlor games. Get a real job, hippie!
Does he want to take the last shot though?
@Tuffy:
That's his parent's house. He obviously lives in the basement and has a lot of free time on his hqand.
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Yes, but he dicks around with the ping-pong ball for as long as he can and then flings it wildly over the double-team.
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever seen.
@UkraineNotWeak: Oh, so he's a blogger.
The "Rocky" music can make anything inspiring. I've never played beer pong, but I salute that man anyway.
#1) Looks like a thinner Kyle Orton...
#2) He's parlaying that into some serious college party ass, right? Hopefully?
@Tuffy: Apparently he is actually a professional skateboarder.
So yes. Get a real job.
@KWehme09: I was thinking water, & that the dude has become so proficient because he's never drunk. He looks like a straight-edge punk/indie kid with aspirations of being the soundman for Bright Eyes.
@Tuffy: He has a job -- bringing the revolution. How does he do it? By shoplifting commercial electronics, cds, books, & food from major chain-stores. For himself. Since he's poor.
@I Party With Smoot: Kyle Orton, or Tommy Pistol. Go to Fleshbot to find out about the second one.
I have officially forgotten about Jason McElwain.
If any/all of those cups were filled with beer, this loser would be my new hero...
I think I could beat him if we played with beer though...maybe not the first game, but by the 3rd or 4th game...he'd be shitfaced and I'd be just warming up...
The treadmill shot was spectacular
How many times has this guy invoked the "i shut you out now you have to run around the house naked" rule? He must be like the Wilt Chamberlain of making girls streak.
Anybody can make any of these shots with enough time and some creative editing of the film. Wake me up when he hits 10 in a row in a real game. This is the equivalent of a soccer player who can juggle the ball better than anybody else in the world, but sucks in a game situation
@Baba Oje: Wait, I think I've seen that creative editing. And congrats on your early hockey dspin pants party lead.
Apparently somebody saw Donald in Mathmagic Land.
@Hank Scorpio: I love that movie. We got to watch it at our end of the year party in my 9th grade Geometry class.
Truly inspirational
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Goddamned capitalist hippie.
@Lady Andrea: Its a classic, but 9th grade?
This must've taken awhile. He goes from clean-shaven to full Stanley Cup Finals playoff beard over the course of the vid.
@Sports Gone South:
No one said beer ponging was easy.
@The Leonard Leap: Thank you, I do like my hockey. Expect the lead to increase as the rounds go on.
@Hank Scorpio: I'd seen it way before 9th grade. But that was our little prize, along with food and stuff. Class was only 50 minutes, so it had to fit the time constraints.
@Lady Andrea: Ok, I was starting to worry.
@Matt:
It's only fitting they would post this on the 60th anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier.
@Lady Andrea: We got to see the music video our history teacher made in the 80s. Long, permed hair and zebra pants both made appearances.
It's beirut, not beer pong.
People in the midwest call it beer pong. Therefore, it's beer pong.
@DannyNoonan: People from the midwest are minimum 15 years behind the rest of the country
People associated with the Robinson tribute that seem odd to be saying something profound:
Marlon Wayans.
@DannyNoonan: I'm in the NYC area, and I refuse to call it beirut, so it's beer pong.
MONKEYS!!!!!
(Planet Earth)
beer pong
@AnalRapist:
I'm watching in HD.
Went to school in the Midwest, so it's beer pong to me.
It was invented at my university therefore I call it Beirut.
Beer pong in the south too.
Whatever it's called, I really never understood the point of drinking games. The games just slow you down in reaching your ultimate goal...
@twoeightnine: You know the Nazis had a version of beirut that they made the Jews play.
@I Party With Smoot: Scoring cocaine?
@UkraineNotWeak: So am I, and FROGS ARE RAPING EACH OTHER. This is the best show ever. I might change my name to AnalFrogRapist.
@AnalRapist:
Even in the frog world, size matters.
@I Party With Smoot: Me neither, why besmirch the grandeur of drinking with such trivialities?
It's LeBron James? What? Overhyped and without a championship?
@AnalRapist: Frogs are whating each other?
@Hank Scorpio: All my friends played Asshole. A game where someone ranked higher than you gets to tell you when to drink.
Umm... I think I do a fine job of telling myself, thank you. And usually far more often than said idiot.
@Hank Scorpio: RAPING. These glider frogs don't really chose mates, the males just attack the females and bone them.
@I Party With Smoot: I remember Asshole. Still love that game.
"Moose" was also a personal favorite -- you played that drinking game with an ice tray.
href="#c1275923">Hank Scorpio: Man, one of my favorite cheap bars just put a whole bunch of fucking beer pong (Beirut) tables and a "drinking wheel." Needless to say the collegiate population increased and as did the prices. The granduer of drinking indeed...