He loves the attention. Hell, I would too. The day strangers (who aren't cardiologists) start paying that much attention to my snack choices is the day that I've, y'know, "made it."

DON'T SAY YOU FROM BROOKLYN IF YOU GREW UP IN UTAH. I WILL NOT LET YOU PARTAKE IN THESE DELICIOUS CHEEZE DOODLES IF YOU CONTINUE SUCH A CHARADE!!!!!!

Screw this, I'm working for Pringles.

-- Chester Cheetah

TIM LEGLER LOVES THE SOUR CREAM LAYS POTATO CHIPS doesn't have the same ring.

By the way, is it me, or are the posts coming up fast and furious now after a long lull?

THIS REMINISCENCE IS DELICIOUS! I BELIEVE THOSE WHO DO NOT LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES ARE DESTINED TO GET ORANGE CRUMBS ON THEIR CREAM-COLORED SUIT. I HAVE THE BEST DRY CLEANERS OF ALL TIME.

I LOVE THESE BAKED TOSTITOS! HOWEVER, I'M CURRENTLY DEVOURING A DELECTABLE BAG OF FUNYUNS WITH A REFRESHING MOUNTAIN DEW! MOUNTAIN DEW!

I forgot how glorious that was.

I LIKE YOUR SPEAKING SKILLS
YOUR PAL JI

JIM THOME

@Red Sox Monster: Will left the Batcave for an hour and it all went kablooey.

I think Jay Bilas likes Baked Ruffles.

One of the highlights of my jaunt to New York was my purchase and subsequent consumption of an ACTUAL BAG OF CHEEZ DOODLES.

THE FRITO BANDITO WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!

STAY AWAY FROM BROWN JELLY BELLYS

Quite Frankly, why am I always the one who has to bring the cheese doodles to the party! Why am I always the one that has to bring the snacks. Do you think DAN PATRICK has to bring the cheese doodles? I don't think so! Do you think Jay Bilas even knows what a cheese doodle is? I don't think so! And don't even get me started with Greg Anthony.....

I still want to know what Stephen A. was doing during the "DON'T SCRATCH IT, IT'LL ONLY GET WORSE" part.

I mean, I know there were cheese doodles involved, but what was he doing with them under the desk?

@ArmandTamzarian: looking for one shaped like Barbaro. duh.

Lee Corso only eats pork rinds.

"Quite frankly, you've gotta be the sorriest bunch of white boys alive. You come to the draft and pay attention to me the whole time? Quite frankly you've gotta be drunk to do that."

"Now where's that white girl with the makeup? She bet not powder Anthony before me again, I'm f*ckin' Stephen A. Smith!"

-Stephen A. Smith

Where ya goin' Stephen A.? Going to take a SHIT??

I, too, touch myself when I hear Matisyahu over the PA system.

Yo! Yo!

I'll tell you what you guys need - a buddy at NBAE or ESPN where they get the raw satellite feed of stephen's open mic during the commercial breaks. I got to observe a few years back - and I was impressed with his lack of sympathy for Jameer Nelson and the Knicks. I'm sure you have buddies there, but you'll need one to stick a tape in the in house VHS.

Bilas did a good job controlling his urge to laugh

"Everything I say is important"

Sad part is, he might actually wake up and motivate himself with that thought every day.

We think everyone is familiar with the infamous “Stephen A Smith eats Cheese Doodles during commercial breaks” hecklers from last year’s NBA Draft. It made the rounds on Deadspin and YouTube, and became quite the sensation. (Here’s a link if you’ve never seen it.)