My outdated beer robot just got so depressed it jumped off of a bridge. Thanks Will.

Wow, the elusive "the fridge throws you beer" tag! I figured the only time we'd ever see it is if Will ever found out about my wet dream about the '86 Bears.

I've probably just said way too much.

The day I need a robot to get me a beer, I'm going to stick a gun in the back of my mouth.

I for one welcome our new beer launching overlords.

There goes my last reason for getting married.

If they can couple it with a cabinet that launches your bags of chips (or TASTY CHEEZ DOODLES) at you, these boys have hit paydirt.

This is how Skynet starts their takeover.

I prefer to have a fridge built into the couch. Now thats just classy

Tastes Great, Less Filling

Wouldn't a Duke-based invention throw Zima instead? With an Axe Body Spray chaser?

Theo Huxtable and his two engineering-major roommates are unimpressed.

Bah, let me know when there's one capable of holding my dirty thirty.

@Baba Oje: George Costanza approves.

@Baba Oje: How about a fridge built into your ass. That's when we'll have really progressed as a society.

... or at least the genesis of an inevitable beer commercial.

Fridge with laser rocket arm? Someone get Peyton Manning's agent on the line.

Duke Fencers, once again, filling the world with joy and happiness

Does this company offer a "pleasure model"???

Does it work with Zima?

--JJ

I take it these fucks haven't seen Maximum Overdrive.

How far are we from Idiocracy are we? Ten years?

Though I do often yell, "GO AWAY! BATIN!"as it is.

does it spot for you in the bathroom?

"Beer" launching fridge.

when will they come up with an exotic dancer allegedly raping robot? no dna on that sucker!

It's nice to see how productive these Duke kids can be when they're not allegedly raping whores

@Frinklin: It says on your chart you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

@Frinklin: You like money too. We should totally hang out.

Fridge: Fuck it, I'm going deep.

That fridge is more accurate than the Sex Cannon.

His next robot is specially designed to sexually assault minority strippers.

@goldstar4robotboy: Gold star for goldstar4robotboy for the robot comment.

My Tebow model eschews throwing the beer, insisting on ramming into the coffee table repeatedly without ever getting close enough to hand me my beer.

With the first pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select:

From Duke University, Beer Launching Fridge Robot!!

"No disassemble! Beer throwing fridge is alive!!!"

A Duke robot w/out a popped collar? I call shenanigans.

In Soviet Russia, beer throws you fridge!

That thing's more accurate than the Vanderbilt virgins.

@Tuffy: Lucky bastard. My Drew Tate model flings the beer to my enemies, stops working, then blames the state I live in.

The "Eli" model constantly throws beers to the wrong person.

The "Brady" model throws yogurt instead of beer.

"Father! Give me legs!"

@StuScott Booyahs: is that a threat? because i will take you and left eye stu down

Rather than make another QB comparison, I'll sum up my reaction as such: I just came.

Why is it that people who build cool ass beer launching machines look nothing like people I want to hang out and drink a beer with?

I know my friends are morons, but maybe one of the could be some kind of engineering savant right?

The "Couch" model started crying after we all got pissed off at it after a few incompletions.

I'm getting the Small Wonder model.

The Leinart version throws sperm.

@throwbot: You know, I think a few of the Black Hole denizens wouldn't mind that.

And I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want that to launch anywhere near my TV screen. One slip and BOOM! plasma juice all over your floor.

The Aaron Brooks model has a reversible mechanism.

that thing could play QB on the Duke football team for sure

Sorry but I only associate with robots that help me play Gyromite.

Ah fine. The Brett Favre model throws the beer through all your windows, and even though it's old, it doesn't break down so you don't replace it.

Also, Peter King wants to have sex with it.

This machine is the result of Tommy Lasorda being even more specific about what he's looking for.

Sean Salisbury says he's seen better robots.

But can the robot juggle 3 beers and put all 3 in the hole?

Oh, it's a white robot!

I know a model that can shoot out ping pong balls.

I can't remember her name though...

The "Grossman" model pleasures your girlfriend