Kwame Brown?!

If she won't jump out of the cake, then the cake's going to jump into her.

That was awesome. This should happen all the time.

How many effin' idiots in costumes does one team need?

Also, don't you think they have too many mascots as well?

If she bitches about this, Greg Ryan should send her home. Take one for the team, lady.

"Real" Freddy: Check
Air Freddy: Check
Nightmarish version of Easter Bunny: Check
Inexplicable, rage-filled cake plastering: check

That blowup falcon was mesmerizing.

I don't see why she's so upset, she already has at least two layers of cake on her face. What's one more?

Could use a bukakke tag.

After the game, Jerrious Norwood gave her a pearl necklace. Lucky girl

I like to think that it was Michael Vick in the costume, all "that's for taking the last of my Valtrex, bitch!"

/tinfoil hat

Let that be a lesson to those of you who neglect to mention its your birthday.

I think that Bunny suited guy got the wrong directions to the Klingons vs. Furries bowling match.

What's wrong, couldn't they find a bucket of pig guts?

Damn. Is it Easter already?

What a waste of good cake

Goo!!! Could Freddie have smashed it any harder into her face? Do mascots all do speed before a game?

He hit the shit out of her, too. That might be why she was a little pissed, the whiplash and all...

C'mon, she's been a cheerleader her whole life. She has got to be used to a bunch of men dancing around her, creaming on her face.

You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit.

@riggs: my birthday was Monday. Don't hurt me.

@Chief Wahoo: you don't dump the pig's blood on the cheerleader. DUH.

It's not that unexpected; falcons are birds of prey, after all.

So, what mascot do we get for Will and his birthday next week?

@ Robert Barone's Dog: How much is a flight from Pittsburgh?

@Chief Wahoo: You got a newsletter?

Stop crying bitch.
/Isiah

Maybe Freddie was angry she wouldn't lay his eggs?

or someother bird-based sex joke that makes more sense.

No, it has to be your bull!

Better to get hit with a cake than an airplane motor.

She ratted Vick out, now she pays the price by getting stalked by a creepy rabbit.

Best part was the inflatable Falcon humping her after the cake was smashed.

G's up, ho's down indeed.

Did you see that head-snap? Damn! He totally should have done the Shawn Merriman "Lights Out" dance after.

Hot cheerleader hit square in the face with cake: still standing
Soccer goalie tapped by random fan: knocked out

Clearly those mascots are trying to transfer to Nebraska.

That wouldn't have been funny if he hadn't almost knocked her down.

As cool, yes. But not as funny.

I predict that my next nightmare will be set on the sidelines of an Atlanta Falcons game.

@Bob Sheppards Flock: truer words have never been spoken

Cheerleaders, anthropomorphic birds, and a white rabbit. It's like Alice in Wonderland, but with strippers.

It looked like an airbag hitting a crash test dummy

I hope the Falcon didn't use the Atlanta Hawks mascot's motorcycle to make a getaway.

Kanye West still can't get no love.
His album went gold in a day, fam.
His album went gold in a day.

That's Cake-tastic!

Wow, talk about recoil! And what a perfect angle! Seriously, I don't think he could have produced a better whiplash if he had tried.

That falcon should be working for NASA.

Is that the same crazy falcon that attacked some kid on a youtube video posted here earlier??

That is some definite nightmare fuel for that blonde.

And also a highlight of my day. Hilarity ensues.

I was going to make some smart-ass comment after reading Nikky's bio on the Falcons website, but after reading some of the shit she wrote, I am just going to let her words speak for themselves.

The bird putting his beak on her head at the end was one of the best weenie taps I have seen since '97. Insult to injury,

Check out her bio on the Falcons' site: [www.atlantafalcons.com]

Nobody turns down Freddie for a date anymore.

This just in: Freddy Falcon will be starting as a pass rusher this Sunday.

I know the Nets fired their old mascot for the bad PR he gave them when they had some kind of "We'll pay your turnpike toll" promotion. He was standing on the dividers between the toll boths, which the police did not enjoy. It was for fan appreciation day, the last game of the season a few years ago. They fired the kid and had him replaced a few nights later for the playoffs.

Oh come on people....

Yes, Yes, Bird, Yes, Bunny, Yes, Bird, Yes, Yes