It's impossible to overstate the joy in our hearts when the ESPN Internal Complaint Memo showed up in our email box. We had always suspected that ESPN was a depressing, Brazil-esque bureaucracy. But we had no idea how bad it was.

We learned that ESPN employees desperately need cash fast. We learned employees can't keep the trees. We learned ESPN employees don't like their own phones. And we mustn't forget John Skipper's view of a leader, and, of course, the bike rack. It was endless, endless entertainment. It's just like your office. Depressingly.

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