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    Dick Vitale's Attention Deficit Disorder

    vitaleyep.jpgSome jobs in the world have to be considered a labor of hate; it's a ton of work, it drives you crazy, it's miserable ... but it's existence makes the world a better place.

    That's probably the best way to describe the project Card Chronicle put together last night: They compiled a list of teams and people that Dick Vitale mentioned during his "broadcast" of the Connecticut-Louisville game that had nothing to do with either Connecticut or Louisville. The final tally? 156. Some highlights:

    1. Duke
    2. Mike Krzyzewski
    3. Duke (1986)
    25. Indianapolis Colts
    30. Maria Sharapova
    45. Frank Sinatra
    55. His grandson Hunter
    56. His grandson Jake
    71. Norby Williamson
    72. Bo Derek
    79. Rosie O'Donnell
    98. Tony Bennett
    111. Jim Valvano
    127. Mike & Mike
    148. Awesome Baby (race horse)

    And you know what? We bet this is in the low range.

    For The Record [Card Chronicle]

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