Chris Berman aka the "MilfHunter"

Might as well get it out of the way:

Yes-Dude-Yes-Dude-YES

If the Playmaker's ties were any wider they'd be bibs.

Irvin, apparently, gets the drunk blonde.

Speaking of commenter applicants, I slogged through over 500 emails this week and sent out invites to a select few of these folks. It was tough because *everyone* is qualified to be a commenter, but I couldn't choose all of you.

The guy who sent this picture, however...he's totally in.

No-No-Maybe-No-No

The girl on the left is frightening.

Looks like the Roofies are taking effect on the one in red.

This was just after the premiere of his one man show Fred Flinstone: His Life And Times, wasn't it?

Nice knot Irvin, that thing is almost as thick as Joselio Hanson

Why is Berman showing his chest hair like "The Nash?" I think the only things keeping him alive are Viagra and the musical catalog of BTO.

What is wider- the knot in Irvin's tie, or his nose?

Mikey Irvin is locked in on the vial of coke resting in the clevage of some chick on the other side of the room... Berman has the look of a douchebag on his face that says, "Yeah, they're with me, you gotta a problem with that?"

You are hairy like animal

GRRRR Baby, Yeah!

Berman's shirt and sweat-soaked visage don't bother me as much as the evil look on Irvin's face.

Oh, and: no, dude, yes, dude, yes.

Tranny, dude, Beverly D'Angelo, dude, Terrell Owens' publicist

I think those chicas are all trying to run, run, away but the power of Berman is too strong to resist.

His chest hair is kudzu-riffic.

darn you colinsmith,
I was going to say that it looks like the one in red has been dipping into Michael Irvin's glove compartment.

Notice the coordination between Irvin's wide-ass tie and Bermans chest hair Bermuda shirt triangle

Anyone else remember Berman's sportcoat during the home-run derby this past year? He had soaked right through the suit......ugh.....

Oh, and I'd tap either of the blondes

Irvin: Damn Boom, can't no one go to the Playboy Mansion without someone axin fo pictures?

Boom: Ah, Mike were at a brothel. Just act natural.

Why is that chimpanzee wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

go by the look on Irvin's face, I don't think I want to know where his hands are.

Hello girl in the red dress...I believe we have found the owner of the ganja pipe found in Irvin's car.

sir hh you beat me to it!

Amy Poehler has a handful of retard and leather. Impressive.

Granted I live in IL, so there isn't much call for a person to wear a Hawaiian shirt, but there is nothing less attractive to me than a man in a Hawaiian shirt. And why is he wearing a sweater under it? Is he cold?

Time to play "Just the Tip!"

I don't have time to read all of these comments, I'm just here to say that the picture of Irvin is the second most frightening thing I've seen in the past 24 hours (thanks caveman)

Meanwhile, Berman is staring salaciously at a blonde in leather chaps in the distance

I like the "Hitch"-ian placement of Berman's right hand.

Not high enough to say "we're just friends/Irvin's got dibs", but also not low enough to let her know what's *really* on his mind.

Bravo, sir.

*insert golf clap here*

No, that's not Amy Pohler, that's Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy.

I'll give Boomer credit though. He always parties with stacked chicks

Ah, Amy Sedaris. I my Amys mixed up, Liz.

That's not a Hawaiian shirt, it's just a fractal sweat-stain pattern.

No-No-Maybe-No-No

The girl on the left is frightening.

Andie - upholding higher standards at Deadspin since 2006.

That's not a hawaiian shirt, that's a "jungle print." As in, jungle fever, which everyone in this picture seems to have.

Apologies to Wesley Snipes.

I think the only things keeping him alive are Viagra and the musical catalog of BTO.

Hey! Don't get me involved - I NEVER wear leather pants.

and

just

and just

Irvin looks like lucifer reborn in that damn picture and Berman's hand is getting kind of friendly.

It might be Amy Grant

a bloated, sweaty Berman

That's just redundant.

NIBBLES!!!!

And just because everyone else is doing it:

The devil - The crackhead - The normal one - He who is with Leather - The "I'm out of place here" smiling one

Berman's into trannies now?

I was watching NFL Live last Sunday and my girlfriend saw Irvin's tie and said, "Did someone take scissors and cut his tie as a joke?"

Also...Berman...you are one fat piece of blubber. I always say that you can put a blind person in front of the TV and have them listen to Berman and even they would know that he is a fat piece of shit.

I wanted to make the joke about the tie. :( Seriously though who dresses Irvin? A five-button suit? (assuming he properly doesn't button the final one)

I'm going with no-no-if i were a guy, yea-HELLS 2 DA NAW-no.
But I think some of the guys might be more inclined on the red-dress crack-chick if that guy clogging up the left side of the pic would move a little bit and reveal that sideboob cleavage she's got going on.

Does Michael know that on a four-button suit, you're not supposed to do up all four buttons?

If I stay on the Rez.. these guys won't hit on me.. wait what am I thinking- of course they will.

Are those pot leaves on Berman's shirt?

We all know that Will implemented Deadspin Widescreen just for Berman pictures, right?

And just why exactly do Berman and Irvin hang out together so damn much?

I swear Irvin's tie is a clip-on. Which makes it easier to keep out of your blow.

I try to bring a little class to the place, BTO. Next week, I'm adding curtains and a plasma TV.

That's actually the pic I submitted to the comment guru in hopes he would let me in. Guess it worked, thanks! It was taken in Canton last summer at the party the night before the HOF inductions.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH - we get a PLASMA TV!!!

+10 The Leonard Leap, not for the pic, but the screen name!

Berman's into trannies now?

What do you mean now?

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH - we get a PLASMA TV!!!

Yeah, but she's also putting coasters out that we're expected to use.

The Leonard Leap: great pic, even better screen name!

Yeah, but she's also putting coasters out that we're expected to use.

Are we expected to take our shoes off when we come in?

Yeah, but she's also putting coasters out that we're expected to use.

Game over, man. Game over.

My uncle stocks up on Tommy Bahama shirts at the Nordstrom Semi-Annual Men's Sale too.

goddamnit, i leave for a little while to go meet with a client...

anyways, to answer your question Will. Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?

he is leather. it is expressly written into his contract that he only wears suits and hawiian shirts.

I DON'T USE NO FUCKIN' COASTERS, MAN!

"cocaine and prostitutes...it's more of a lifestyle thing"
--John Rocker to Will Leitch

You're with me, Windsor knot.

winslow - the chick in red is your ex, right?