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In case you missed it over the weekend, The Big Lead found confirmation that the ESPN football analyst who was suspended for taking a picture of his penis with his cellphone and sending it to several female co-workers was none other than ... Sean Salisbury! Heck, that's the type of thing that makes us want to join the Sean Salisbury Online Team. Or at least buy the pump.
We don't mean to harp on this, but, seriously, Harold Reynolds has to be feeling pretty good about his lawsuit against ESPN right now. Rumors have always floated around that Reynolds had a tendency to get a little handsy — though not any more than Mike Tirico and some others — but he was officially/unofficially fired for an "inappropriate hug" of an intern at a Boston Market. Inappropriate hug? Sean Salisbury took a picture of Lil' Sean and showed it around the office! Expect that to show up in the next Reynolds lawyer's filing. Well, a mention of it: Hopefully not the actual picture.
If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It [Deadspin]
SeanSalisbury.com [Official Site]
Sean Salisbury's Penis Pump [Joe Sports Fan]
(Note To Inside-ESPN Tipsters: We have always appreciated your kind forwards in the past; after all, you did alert us to the underground. But if you have this photo, please do not send it to us. We will not run it, and we really don't want to see it. We thank you in advance.)
Comments
There are no words for this.
Well this should answer the burning question, "Does Sean use that much make up all over?"
But if you have this photo, please do not send it to us
See, this is the difference between Will and MJD. Weekend daddy would run it.
The Deadspin Vaginarchy doesn't even wanna see this douchebag's little dick.
Maybe the female staffers could tell us if Sean Jr. also lost 55 lbs on the Dan Marino diet.
Seriously, Salisbury makes me want to throw up in my lap.
Does it "cum" in kelly green?
I'm not gonna lie, I want to see it. Just curious, that's all. Like Tommy Lee and Vince Neil. That's not gay, right? Right?
And yet Deadspin runs kicker dong?
He must have a zoom button on his cell phone camera.
It's funny, because every time I watch him on TV, I think to myself, "He's the kind of asshole that would take a photo of his cock and show it to everyone."
Scary.
At least it's not Clayton.
I imagine lil' sean is quite "lil"...and i literally laughed out loud when golic and kruk were in that nutrisystem commercial
Why do I want to make a 'Is Salisbury steak or ground chuck?' joke so badly?
Dan Marino diet
lots of coke and punching random objects?
And I now hate myself a little because the first thing I thought of when reading this story was his cameo in The Longest Yard.
He calls it his Battle Bot
have you seen my wiener?
Shouldn't have sent it to the "Packing" e-mail, that guy just forwards it to everybody.
Thank god Will and MJD are not one and the same. I was terrified all morning that I would ALT-Tab over to Deadspin and see a Motorola with Salisbury cack on the screen...
No, we said it was Salisbury steak, not Salisbury's snake.
-Thinking about Lil Sean
Reason 2,583 to hate the WWL.
Let's be clear here: There is absolutely nothing wrong with sharing pictures of your junk with random girls. Just have the decency to pick a proper audience like your aerobics class or, perhaps, the Laker Girls.
But at the office?? That's a disgusting act.
I once dated a girl that "dated" Rob Dibble in his Reds days (not knowing he was married)... knowing what she said about him, I doubt he would also be showing his "battle bot" around the office.
She also had dated Rob Schnieder. They were comparably out of my league in the money/fame department... and considerably below my level in a different area.
So I got that going for me, which is nice.
I thought ESPN's NFL coverage seemed unusually lucid.
i bet 289 can find it on the google
Lil Sean is probably about as long as his NFL career, so in other words not that long.
My favorite is the poll conducted on who the culprit in which John Clayton recieved the most votes in a landslide.
who would want to see Salis' berries?
He's like a hi tech Zeke Mowatt.....
I thought ESPN's NFL coverage seemed unusually flaccid.
T-dawg: I hope you're also better looking than those two schmoes.
Perfect time for Deadspin to revitalize the Shawon, er, Sean-O-Meter
Sean's Garter Snake.
I am glad I will not see this in my lifetime. I can handle accidently seeing Jude Law's penis for example, he looks like someone who puts his to use. But the Salis-nater? On the DL
I heard Salisbury breaking down the intricacies of holding on a kick on the radio this AM (Mike and Mike, maybe?). Finally, the one thing this dickhead did in the NFL which he is qualified to talk about and to critique others about.
I hear Clayton puts even Joselio Hanson to shame.
I wonder what resolution he used. 640x480? 320x240?
I'll be wating breathlessly for the ESPN ombudsman to come down hard against this type of behavior.
From Sean's photo gallery:
"We have lots of photos to show you. Check back soon!"
Don't think I'll be back
Bravo to Sean for announcing his 2007 SHOTY candidacy so early.
If Lil' Sean is anything like his Super Tecmo Bowl counterpart, he too is second string.
but, can 289 find the t-shirt i ordered from him on the googles?
Before we continue, Sean Salisbury has his own website? For what? What the hell did he do that deserves a website?
I'm with Bobby Bowden, the eBays are really starting to piss me off too, when Sean and his lil friend have their own website.
+1 Unfinished Novel. +1 with a bullet.
Before we continue, Sean Salisbury has his own website? For what? What the hell did he do that deserves a website?
He runs a seminar on how to make football more interesting to women.
The jokes really write themselves.
I'm guessing Li'l Sean, unlike Li'l Penny, has never been anywhere near Tyra Banks.
Now the question is will John Clayton reference said penile pictorial the next time the WWL does one of those inane point/counterpoint segments with Salisbury and Clayton.
I think it's time to eat my "adult brownie" which I brought for lunch.
Thank You Santa.
T-Dawg, like all Male Deadspinners, are rich, with chiseled bodies and are well endowed.
I think my brownie is kicking in early...oi vey!
bastard
Once again proving that you can't spell Penis without ESPN.
I don't care if someone's already said it...I thought of it myself!
Sean Salisbury -- putting the SEMEN in AMUSEMENT.
Salisbury was fat, right? He probably hadn't seen the little guy for a while. Perfectly. Reasonable.
I would laugh at the pic, you shoudl run it.
T-Dawg -- From what I can tell, your sweet lady might be a whore. Sounds like she'd do any "celebrity" -- which means posting on this board must be really getting some play in the marketplace! Cool. Do you ever get her to call you "Nasty Boy" or "Duece Bigalow" in bed?
TJH