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While a guest on "Mike and Mike In The Morning" — one's gay! one's fat! hijinks ensue! — Stuart Scott, as reported by The Fanhouse, wanted to make it clear that when calls you a ho, he's doing it out of love.
On ESPN Radio's Mike & Mike in the Morning show, guest Stuart Scott discussed the Don Imus controversy. Hosts Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic asked Scott whether it's fair for Imus to be in so much trouble for calling the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy-headed hos" when rap lyrics frequently use such language.
Scott's response was bizarre, to say the least. He said rappers who use those words "mean it in an affectionate way."
Anyway, we just wanted to make sure that all of Scott's hos — even the ones in different area codes! — we warmed and touched by his classification of their status, nappy-haired or otherwise. So, you know, lemme know.
Stuart Scott Says Calling A Woman A Ho Is "Affectionate" [The Fanhouse]
Daulerio: Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up [Deadspin]
Comments
Gross, dude, if I was drunk
Cougar in leopard's clothing?
Is that a pre-JUGS era Stu? I wonder if Stu calls his mother a ho? Maybe his daughter?
i use the term "coke whore" in an affectionate way
when i slap you around, bitch, i'm doing it out of love.
Nothing gets me hotter than when I cuddle up with a guy, he nuzzles my neck and then he whispers, "You're such a ho."
And when Schrutebag says to blow up a website, its affectionate.
@SuperFrankieLampard: beat me to it!
"Thick in the britches" is endearing.
Furthermore, I imagine it's even hotter when the guy can look you in the eye and do it.
Marry, boff or kill:
Mike Golic, Stuart Scott, Mike Greenberg
Ladies...
@Lady Andrea:
Ho!
Happy Mother's Day, you ho!
I think most women would prefer the term "cum dumpster"...
Stu must have gone to the Elizabeth Hoffman School of Endearment.
@Lady Andrea: Ho...
scylla, cyclops, charybdis
@12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: I'm the inverse.
Yes (drunk, or sober), dude, no (not even with The Balls's dick).
Damn it!!! I knew was going to be late on that joke...
You have to respect Stu Scott for maintaining his street cred. He's keepin' it real, dawg!
"They called him Icy Stu cuz he was cold on dem hoes..."
is it cuz they like my gangsta walk (gangsta walk)/
is it cuz they like my gangsta talk (gangsta talk)/
is it cuz they like my handsomeface (handsomeface)/
is it cuz they like my gangsta ways (gangsta ways)...
Why is everyone making such a big deal out of garden utensils? I wouldn't care if someone called me a ho. That would mean I was very tall and skinny!
"hey, your anal beads are showing"
@The Gentleman Masher: For the last time, it's come, c-o-m-e. There is no differentiation between the traditional come, as in to arrive, & the colloquial come, as in to arrive sexually. It's all the same.
G's up Ho's down. Bitch
@biggie smalls: I have to agree. I think the one on the left is slightly better.
So it's just possible that Don Imus wanted a 9-way with the Scarlet Knights???
Stu Scott to speak about African American issues? Really?
Dude makes me look O.G.
I'm hardcore. I'll take 'em both.
(Editor's note: This will probably mark the only Tommy Dreamer reference on Deadspin.)
@Juancho: The one on the left is wearing Elizabeth Berkeley's meth face.
@Flametown: Why is everyone making such a big deal out of garden utensils? I wouldn't care if someone called me a ho. That would mean I was very tall and skinny!
[Ducks]
Fixed
So it's just possible that Pokey Chatman wanted a 9-way with the Scarlet Knights???
Fixed.
Judging from the clothes, bright whites, hair, and boob job on the right, I'm guessing this is as close as the two of them will ever allow a black man to get.
Yes... All rappers in the word use the word "affectionately".
So when Snoop talks about, "beating the 'ho with a shoe", it's nothing but love.
(And I like Snoop, but I'm not going to kid myself about what some of his words mean.)
Stu Scott is the Carlton Banks of ESPN. Him saying anything even remotely ghetto makes me laugh like I'm watching a Dave Chappelle skit.
Is Booyah actually defending Imus?
@TheStarterWife: FO SHO
Stuart Scott is just gonna blame it on the lazy eye.
Will, you have succeeded... anything I see/hear anything remotely related to Mike & Mike I think of your "one's gay! one's fat!" line. pure brilliance.
Sir Hotbod Handsomeface is sporting an Islanders Jersey? WTF?
R. Kelley says he truly loves you if he gives you a golden shower.
MDT, Sasser's Arm are tied for first.
Santa?
Apparently, it's all about the tone of voice...
@drjayphd: +1, Dreamer is not an easy guy to reference
When did Stu Scott turn into Ike Turner?
"Making it rain" is also a sign of affection.
@The Great Barstoolio: Say wha?
Although, I think EB in Any Given Sunday>EB in Showgirls any day.
If you'll excuse me, I'm having flashbacks of Joe Eszterhas's book and his trip to the set of the latter film.
@TheStarterWife: Snoop's also gone on record as saying he, and I quote, "don't love them hoes." Which one is it, Calvin? Hmm? Hmmmmmmm?
@TheStarterWife: and holding the Cup
We're getting a double dose of the Snorg ho right now.
See black guys, we drive a car like this:
(leaned back, looking cool) Doo dooo. A Doobie doobie doo doo.
But white guys, they drive a car like this:
(leaned forward, making a funny face): Deepa Dee. A deepa deepa deepa dee.
@AnalRapist: looks like he's got Jugs to his left
@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface:I noticed.
@drjayphd: +1 from me too. Tommy Dreamer in early-late 90's ECW was the absolute shit, and screw anyone who thinks differently.
Sung to the Tune of Bryan Adams' "Everything I Do, I Do It For You"
Look into my eye
Do you see
Something damn cree-py?
Clamp your mouth
Supress a gag
And when you start to heave
Please grab a bag
Don't tell me
That you just lost your meal
I'm Boo-Ya-ti-ful
Did you know that I'm a Heel?
You it's true
My right eye is brown
The other one's blue
@xhack: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true! We're so lame!
This may have already been mentioned, but after reading through the morning's comments, I'm surprised how many people don't seem to know what ATHF is.
He totally reminds me of Don "No Soul" Simmons from Amazon Women on the Moon.
@PeteJayhawk: Yeah, and I went as MC Pee Pants to a Halloween party two years ago. That was a lot of explaining to do...
Yo, Stu -- do the Heisman on them hos!
When a JUGGS machine hits you in the eye with a football, it's a sign of affection
This may have already been mentioned, but after reading through the morning's comments, I'm surprised how many people don't seem to know what ATHF is.
We do have a lot of Boston-area commenters.
@PeteJayhawk: you would have thought that whole Boston bomb scare mess would have brought the rest of America into the fold