Holy open tag, Batman!

There's no way that was a slur, I honestly think he was trying to say "chew" and it came out wrong. At least it wasn't "fuck you Buzz"

He said what we thought he said.

And Andie is probably right too. That or "you drool."

Well, I can be right and you can drool....they are not mutually exclusive.

Can Peyton dunk a basketball?

It sounds like Jew, unquestionably, but I also believe this is an unintentional slip. Notice right before he can't get "reared its head" out, he starts with "bared its ..." so he was probably flustered. I think Salisbury is more often than not a blowhard douchebag, but my opinion is he gets the benefit of the doubt here. He has no reason to say Jew in this context.

Hey Sean, maybe you should just stop talking for a while there, champ.

I think he said "juke" which I have heard in boxing and fighting references.

There's a million reasons for ESPN to fire Salisbury, unfortunately saying "jew" instead of "chew" isn't one of them.

Peyton does have a big nose...

did he possibly say juke? I mean, does jew even make sense there? Isn't that more of something a defense would do? If it wasn't followed by nickle and dime, I can't see where it even fits contextually

I second the "juke"

Mazel Tov!

He may have said "jew" but I don't think they can fire him for this. For being a blowhard and showing Lil Sean to unsuspecting ESPN workers, that's another story.

Third the "juke."

it's all context ... you can hear "we'll jew" and associate it nip/tuck (as in we nickel and dimed or were frugal) ... or you can hear "juke" and associate it with "punch" ...

he's a douche but i dont think he meant to say "jew them"

They cut off the part where he said Peyton avoided Heebing the ball down the field.

Eh, it's like in 7th grade learning basic geometry and when you go to the blackboard and instead of saying "circumference" like you meant to, you accidently say "circumcision".

Not that I ever did that.

Unless he's got a speech impediment and something's wrong with my hearing...he said "Jew".

He clearly was trying to insult the Wookie race.

Whenever I see Erin Andrews do a basketball game, I feel like we need a safety lecture from a stewardess about flotation devices.

TSW- I have many friends that accidentally (or maybe not) said "orgasm" when trying to say "organism" in biology class.

And at least your not a guy. Someone from Deadspin probably has a story where they tried to avoid going to the board to keep from showing off their circumcision, as it were.

I would say that he meant to say chew but he said Jew, which I'm willing to accept wasn't a slur until somebody comes up with a good reason why it is ("Jewing down the field" might mean something I don't know about). But if he said juke, ESPN would have just said he said juke, which would have actually made a lot more sense than either "chew" or jew.

Heebing the ball down the field. Wow, that is fantastic

Let's look at the big picture here: What's he doing hanging out with The Tick?

he definitely said "jew"

Philosophy Student: blah blah blah, Camus, blah blah blah, boulder . . . underworld, blah, Myth of Syphilis

Professor (deadpan): Syphilis is no myth.

+1 RyanBeingManny

If I'd ever heard the term "Jew" in reference to what he was talking about, I'd be more inclined to chalk it up to his general douchebagginess. But having not, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and call it a "juke" that came out wrong.

"Jew eat lunch?" -Woody Allen in Annie Hall

I just find it odd that he uses the words 'nickel and dimed them' directly afterwards... In that context, it's easier to make the arguement for 'jew' than 'chew' or 'juke'.

It sounded like Jew, but that wouldn't make any sense. Not that he makes a lot of sense most of the time anyway, but still.

If he said something like that about Shawn Green or Hank Greenberg, would it be more or less acceptable?

NFL films released audio tape of Salisbury in the huddle.

Sean: "hut...hut...KIKE!"

Bad Sean, BAD BAD!

He didn't say jew? Then explain THIS!

Condominium. Heh. Condom.

While we're on the topic of professors' malapropisms, my management communications teacher told of an occasion when he was making a presentation at work (he was a business consultant). He meant to say either "it drives my wife crazy" or "it drives my wife nuts," but he instead said "it drives my nuts crazy." He couldn't recall what it was that drove his nuts crazy, but it was pretty funny.

Did he say he "had a calmness" or "is a communist?"

Wait..Peyton can juke?

And 'jew' does make sense cuz stereotypically, jews are money conscious, and that's why he's getting nickel and dimed....umm...yeah.

Most def. was not "jew" it sounds like a half of a word that he tripped over and moved to the next one. Also "juke" isn't too out of the question. But I really don't think he said "jew" and I am about the biggest Salisbury hater alive.

we can say almost unequivocally that his comments did not offend many players in the NFL or either coach this week.

Yeah but I bet Jay Fiedler is fuckin' PISSED.

unfortunately I am camped firmly in the "juked" or stumbled-over-a-word-because-he's-too-dumb-to-pronounce-it-correctly camp. I just think it would have taken some serious thought out of Salisbury to draw in the "Jew" reference with "nickle and dime." And as we all know, Salisbury doesn't have time to think about stuff like this. His dad has stage three cancer, and he has to show some female coworkers pictures of his dong.

It's all fucking gibberish: "We'll nip, we'll tuck, we'll go, we'll punch, we'll Jew. We'll do it all."

Make sense, you stupid fucking SC grad [/catchphrase]

But I listened about a dozen times trying to find a 'k' to make it 'juke' and there just isn't one.

Do they have Jews in Indiana?

he should've hit them with a little Puerto Rican jew-dough.

He said today on NFL Live that "the Bears should keep Tank Johnson under close watch and key" today. Clearly, he's a stupid, mealy-mouthed motherfucker. But I don't think he meant to say "jew".

Oh and my friend once said "I'm a virign" instead of "I'm a Virgo." But we were in third grade so both were probably true.

Oh and my friend once said "I'm a virign" instead of "I'm a Virgo." But we were in third grade so both were probably true.

so, we now know preciousroy didn't go to an all boys catholic school

He didn't say "juke" that's for sure.

Chew seems likely... but he didn't say "Chew" he said "Jew." Howard Cossell was suspended for less than this, no?

apostle03, please tell me he didn't use prison imagery for Tank Johnson. Please.

I think I am joining the 'Juke' club

My favorite school malapropism story: a teacher friend of my Mom's was trying to explain to her class why one of her students was allowed to turn in a late assignment (he couldn't extract a floppy disk from his computer) by saying "Well, Jim was allowed to turn his in late because he got his dick caught in his computer"...

Howard Cossell was suspended for less than this, no?

No. Howard Cosell referred to a black player as a little monkey. And he wasn't suspended for it.

Harry Caray would be proud.

.... "I distinctly heard him say Jew"

anyone?