I don't think any of us knows what's going on in that picture.

Oh sure, grasp at another man's ass 60 times on a Sunday and you're a hero, but you cup another man's balls just once...

No! No! No! And sometimes no!

I was going to hang out with these guys, but my polo shirt and khakis were in the wash.

Plus, I don't enjoy putting my hands on another dude's junk.

What, I'm the only one who takes pics with her friends where we all grab each other crotches?

I know exactly what's going on in this photo.

Who among us doesn't have awkward pictures of ourselves happily grabbing our friend's crotches? Come on people, stop the hypocrisy.

Brady's favourite song: Jason Mraz, "The Geek in the Pink".

I mean, Jason Mraz? Who's that? I never listen to that kind of music...

My doctor does that too; except he tells me to turn to the side and cough.

@metschick: DAMMIT

The one in the middle also looks to be about 14 years old.

"The keys to throwing a perfect spiral every time are: Your hand positioning, your release, and your timing."

Yes I posted the same thing on KSK. Bite me.

There aren't enough pound signs in the world to mask how ### that picture is.

@metschick: No you're not.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

And actually, this is a great way to meet guys.

On a side note, apparently the guy in the yellow is really well hung.

You can tell the photo is in jest because none of their collars are popped.

World's largest game of "gay chicken" ends in a draw.

"I need an adult! I need an adult!"

Tim Hardaway does not approve.

C'mon, it was there.

@throwbot: Hey, you recycled too. Now I don't feel so bad.

"Now that we've perfected our grips, let's go get our golf on ..."

I think it's an ad proof for the fragrance, Ralph Lauren Muni Course.

Brady, your first priority as an NFL quarterback is to protect the ball(s). I'm disappointed in you.

The kid in the middle looks terrified and the kid on the left just looks like he doesn't want to be there. It's like Brady's already in the huddle next fall!

The "douche" needle is firmly in the red...

...and it ain't movin'.

We all like Polo shirts, but c'mon.

polo and khakis are perfectly acceptable as long as you're playing golf. cupping the balls...not so much.

Note: if the dude on the left's hand position is correct, the fella in the middle must be hung like Barbaro.

Brady: Moooooom, I, don't, want to go to school tomorrow... Deadspin has a picture of me, and they're gonna show everyone during Show and Tell, and, everyone's gonna laugh at meeee.

Mrs. Quinn: Now why would they do that?

Brady: Because, they're jealous of how much smarter I am than them. So, they're gonna show everyone the picturrrre.

Mrs. Quinn: What is the picture of, Brady?

Brady: Last time, when me and those 2 random dudes went golfing, I was being really nice to them and I was... gonna take a picture of them for their mom to have.

Mrs. Quinn: Ohh, that's nice.

Brady: But then, right when I took the picture, I tripped, and, fell down, and my hand landed right on their penis, and, then I thought of something funny, so I smiled up at, the camera and gave like a, thumbs up, and, and then Deadspin took the picture from me, and they're gonna show it to everybody, and make them think I'm gaaaaaaay. [turns his face to the wall and cries again]

That is gay

This picture must have been taken right before they got the Champagne Coolies they ordered.

@Jen P: yeah! he does. And he's not that cute. He has a peanut head.

"Is this the way to take a few strokes off your game?"

Eek means No

Brady - Chris Hansen would like a word with you

Groin-grabbingly bad.

- Homer

@Civil Negligence: I thought Barbaro was euthenized?

@alumnigonzo: He appears to know that "The Shocker" is on its way.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I just don't see Cartman in Brady Quinn. Maybe Butters... but not Cartman.

"C'mon, it'll be fun. Ok, Brady and Coby, make a happy face. Stefan, look like you're surprised at how girthy they are. What? Oh yeah, I'll totally delete it later."

@Lady Andrea:

+1

@Weed Against Speed: I doubt there will be much shock involved.

@Lady Andrea: So does this change your plans to get a shiny new Quinn jersey? I'm guessing no.

@Weed Against Speed: J.J. Redick was in the clubhouse, too?

The "figures" tag is a nice touch.

Dude in the middle has already perfected the deer in headlights face that prevails in the bukkake video world.

He'll go far as an NFL hanger-on.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: awesome.

@Phony Gwynn: "girthy?"

Can you tell me how to check for a hernia?

[/Maraka]

Playing fake-gay is about as manly as it gets.

Are those pictures from "The Battle of The Bulge"?

@G Voll the Mole: absolutely not.

@El Knob Grande: +1

@G Voll the Mole: 20 bucks says all Brady Quinn jerseys have bare midriffs

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: J.J. was buying the next round of Zimas for everyone.

@TheStarterWife: yeah I know, but it was too good to pass up.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: +1

It's the thumbs up that killed me.

Golden Domers had better help the Dawg Pound pray the ### away.