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One of the nice things about college athletes is that you don't have to pay them. Heck, it might be the best thing about college athletes. Seriously, look at them: They can put their bodies and lives on the line every week, and we don't have to give 'em nothin'. Amazing, right? And if they do really well, they might win the Heisman Trophy, and we can make even more money off them ... without even using their name!
Yes, this is a special commemorative T-shirt that honors "Florida Quarterback"'s winning of the Heisman Trophy this year. Not Tim Tebow, mind you, but "Florida Quarterback."
We congratulate "Florida Quarterback" on his "Heisman Trophy" and hope he can continue to earn the University of Florida millions of dollars while being unable to cash in on his own "Florida Quarterback" status.
Reebok Men's Heisman Trophy Tee [East Bay]
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I should get him on the same fantasy team as San Fransico LF
Can I use my Xbox to download a patch for the tshirt that will say Tebow on it?
Honestly his girlfriend, Big Tits Brown Shirt, is in the same boat as Florida Quarterback.
So is this what lil' Numboutoo will be getting for Christmas in Somolia?
I dont care what it says, I can still come in it.
/Dan Shanoff
Auburn Kicker is not impressed
Someday he will be as good of a pro player as QB Eagles.
That sure is one handsome Shanoff jizz rag.
Will that shirt fit big breasted females?
Shanoff is currently writing "Tebow" on his shirt. Using his jizm.
I find the same problem when I play Command and Conquer. I don't wanna know if they're soldiers, I want real fucking names, goddamn it!
/ nerd
Disturbing that we got THREE Shanoff/semen references in less than 90 seconds.
And none of them were Shanoff himself
I love how "quarterback" is all tiny, so that the shirt almost appears to say "2007 Heisman Trophy Winner Florida"
I have a feeling he's cashing in on those "pussy payments" Chris Rock talked about, using his "Florida Qurterback" status.
Aside from a free education and catered meals all year, yeah they are totally unpaid.
The NCAA, stripping kids of their rights in their accomplishments and own names since 1906.
Will Tebow be able to wear that shirt under his jersey when he gets to the NFL and runs the scout team in practice?
@Phatty:
Or "D'nabb" if you roll like the SSW.
@Camp Tiger Claw: @Lamppost: @Disgruntled Goat: wow, wow, wow. There goes all the "Shanoff cumming for Tebow" jokes.
John David Booty has one that says "Trojan Quarterback" and he pretends it's his.
Arkansas Coach is a dickless piece of shit.
I'm still pissed off that Matt Ryan (sorry, "Boston College Quarterback") didn't win. When, oh when are those long-suffering Boston fans ever going to catch a break?
So much for getting my hopes up on a "Hawai'i Asshat" mousepad.
So now Cameron Newton can claim to have won the Heisman.
Parcells agrees with this generic reference to players.
Iracane, you finally have a solution to people commenting for the sole purpose of getting Commenter of the Fortnight!
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@Phatty: Work had to delay me from being the first to make the Madden joke. Well done!
This is the worst idea I've seen since the "Jump to Conclusions" Mat.
If you think that's insulting, just wait until the Madden rating on QB#7 comes in at 12.
for the thousandth time...
that picture of Tebow's girlfriend isn't his girlfriend.
Facebook - Erin Drewes, University of Florida
dates - Graham Garby
Graham Garby < Tim Tebow
@Captain Chaos: sorry Mrs. Drewes.
@Captain Chaos: Pfft. We care not for your silly facts.
So does this mean that Brandon Fraizer (the backup QB, not the actor) is a Heisman winner too?
@Civil Negligence: he'll be getting the "Arkansas Running Back" t-shirt for the 2nd year in a row.
@TheCirillios:Not to get too excited about the issue, but yeah, because they don't spend 8 hours a day at the gym/practice/watching film. And they don't make the University any money...
Good thing that doesn't happen because if it did we might have to think about compensating these kids more than with just an education and some food...
TOUCHDOWN QB FLORIDA
I half expect to see "or current winner" printed below FLORIDA on this...
It sure beats the "Head Coach" t-shirts the Falcons have designed.
Chris Leak is glad to finally get some respect.
@Upstate Underdog: Hey, it's almost as easy as beating the Knicks!
@Camp Tiger Claw: Filthy.
And hilarious.
@TheCirillios: Don't forget the tutors
I'm surprised the douchebags at the DAC didn't put a copyright symbol on the Heisman Trophy part. Pat Riley would have demanded royalties if it said threepeat.
College athletes do get free room, board and unlimited tutoring. I would have taken it...
@Camp Tiger Claw: you are on a roll today
Facebook - Erin Drewes, University of Florida
dates - Graham Garby
bangs - Tim Tebow
Graham Garby < Tim Tebow
Fixed
Me thinks when Mr. Graham isn't looking, Florida Quarterback is munching on his cracker.
if you've ever stepped foot on UF's campus...
Tebow has way better options than Drewes.
Boo hoo college athletes dont get paid...boo hoo...
Last time I checked, they weren't paying for school.
@Lamppost: or the Nets.
btw, I think we have todays ESPN comment winner currently up at the WWL.
Tebow is overrated
@Captain Chaos: True, but just because there's a Chipotle's on every corner doesn't mean you don't stop at Moe's once and a while
You can buy the "Florida Undrafted Free Agent" jersey come April.
@Sex-Panther: well done sex-panther. well done.