Yesterday, on invitation from the fine folks at EA Sports, we talked to Wizards zuperstar Gilbert Arenas at the NBA Store in Manhattan for exactly seven minutes and 16 seconds. Here's a complete, exact transcript of the interview, which was almost entirely about his blog. We didn't take a picture, because we thought asking someone to shoot one would be helplessly dorky.
Hi, I'm Will. I run Deadspin. A lot of our readers are fans of you.
The blog guy, hey. You're the No. 1 blogger, yeah.
I wouldn't say that. I think that's Wilbon. [laughs uncomfortably, alone] That guy you were talking to before me, that's the guy who does your blog, right?
Yeah, that's Dave [McMenamin]. He's the guy behind the guy.
How long are the interviews, usually? He just calls you up and asks you questions and writes it up?
Usually about 15-20 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling and the topic. During the season, it's once a week, but he's going to Europe next week with Boston, so that hampers it a bit.
How much time do you spend on the Web, personally?
Not as much as you'd think. I check out my MySpace. I'll go on sites to see what's funny on YouTube.
Do you have any regular sites you check out, sports sites, whatever?
No. Well, yeah, but I can't tell you, I can't put those out there.
So you're saying only porn?
Yes. [smiles]
Excellent. I think one of the reasons you've become popular in a different way than some other athletes have is because of your blog. Do you get a lot of reaction from the site from players or people in the stands? Do you hear a lot about it?
When I do the blog, I have things in my mind that people catch on to. For a while, it was the Hibachi thing that got big. The 10 dollar thing, the making bets with the fans thing, and me getting in trouble for it, people like to yell that out at me too. That was funny, because they're actually paying attention.
I think you appeal to a certain type of smarter fan, like the Wizznutzz crew, who aren't necessarily the Paint Your Face And Scream Obscenities. (Ed. Note: Nope. They just dress up like Wizards.) I think the blog is a large part of that.
Well, some people would rather not go to arenas, they'd rather just sit at home and watch the game at home, or play on the computer. There's a lot of people like that. You've got your video gamers, who just sit at home and play video games all day. So by blogging, and playing video games, I'm actually getting to them.
Have you been to Wizznutzz?
My dad is more into the stuff like that, the RealGM, the Wizznutzz, those types of things. He tells me what's going on. He was sitting there for five, six hours, posting under fake names, "how do you like that Gilbert Arenas? He's a jackass, huh?" Just to see what the response is.
Do you at least go to ESPN? Do you have an email account?
I don't, no. If someone tells me someone wrote something about me, I'll go check it out, and I'll "log in." [makes actual air quotes]
Do other players come to you and tell you they want to set up a blog, or talk to you about it?
I don't think they know how big it is. There were three other players who blogged, but it didn't really catch on. The business people know about it, but I don't think the players do.
So if you — or, well, Dave, anyway — called out somebody on the site, they wouldn't know about it?
Unless someone in PR told them or something. I talked about Penny, and he came to me and said, "My PR guy told me you mentioned me in your blog. Thanks!"
Has there ever been anything in the blog that Dave's put in that you've asked him to take out?
It's usually the other way around. There's some stuff I wanted in there that they wouldn't let me put in. [points to Dave] Hey, Dave, we gotta give a shoutout to Wizznutzz.
Was the idea to do the site yours?
They actually came to me about it. At first I didn't think I had the time for it, but I thought if Chris Paul has the time to do it, I can.
And nobody reads Chris Paul's site.
That's what I'm gonna outsell him in video games this year. Nobody reads his site.
Do you guys ever scramble to come up with stuff for the site?
That's what it's surviving: I have an entertaining life. I thought I was boring. When I went through my life, I was like, "I sit around and play video games all day. Nobody wants to hear about this." But once I started doing the site, I was like, "Yeah, I do have an interesting life!"
Well, Dave makes it look interesting, anyway.
Totally. I always have something going on.













Comments
So you're saying only porn?
Yes. [smiles]
Gold Jerry! GOLD!!!
"The blog guy, hey. You're the No. 1 blogger, yeah."
And just like that, a sitcom was born.
wow, real actual journalism on deadspin
disturbing
Gilbert looks at his porn dressed as he is above.
Who let the Cats out? Lute Lute Lute Lute!
@being sven: Starring Jonathan Silverman as The Blog Guy?
"I wouldn't say that. I think that's Wilbon. [laughs uncomfortably, alone]"
Mr Wilbon is also laughing uncomfortably...alone.
#1 blogger
Thanks for keeping Will grounded, Gil.
Will, you did offer him a commenting invitation? I look forward to Agent Zero's comments during DUAN?
What kind of porn? I think we need to ask that question.
/threadjack
Gilbert Arena's Blog traded to SacramentoBee.com
/irancane
At least Oden writes/directs his own blog
[makes actual air quotes]
That is awesome.
@swayzegoescrazy: Are they talkies?
@MitchKayak:
That "Wizznutzz" site sounds kind of fetish-y.
One's fat! One's gay! The Gilbert & Will Show!
@Lady Andrea: I don't think I want to know which of those I am.
Step 1: play basketball
Step 2: blog
Step 3:......
Step 4: Profit!
Will, cherish this moment, for you will never be this cool again.
@Will Leitch: You're the #1 blogger.
@Sandy Magic Jackson: I'm just going to say yes even though I don't know what that means
[www.yardbarker.com]
@Will Leitch: I think someone's trying to tell you that you should hit the gym a little more.
I guess that works with both gay and fat. Hmm.
Agent 0 would be such a good porn name
@Lady Andrea:
More like a 21st Century Odd Couple. But which one is the sloppy sportswriter?
During the season, it's once a week, but he's going to Europe next week with Boston, so that hampers it a bit.
The band?
The odds of you getting to talk with Gilbert are about the same as my comment getting shown, which coincidently equal Gilbert's number
Is Chris Paul gonna challenge Gil to a one handed shooting contest after those comments?
@Rob Iracane: I have more than a feeling that you may be right.
So who's idea was it to steal a bit from a stand-up comedian and pass it off as your own? Yours or Dave's?"
C'mon Will. You pulled a Larry King with nothing but softballs.
@ENK: Or considering his taste in websites, maybe a one-handed contest of a different kind.
*cringe*
So Gil is a fan of the Milf Hunter?
If someone tells me someone wrote something about me, I'll go check it out, and I'll "log in." [makes actual air quotes]
So he uses President Bush's information to log into websites, too?
HA. That Gilbert -- he's just like us!
how do you like that Gilbert Arenas? He's a jackass, huh?
Deadspin: Sports news with exactly 7 minutes and 16 seconds of access.
Will is the most blogger.
That Wizznutz video just made me realize how badly the Wizards have failed in capturing the Dork demographic.
That was a real nut punch to Chris Paul....
Now he knows how it feels.
@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: Fan of milf hunter? Does a bird have wings?
@xhack: +.5
I think only the die hard ACC fans remember that one. Its not like Dave Chappelle's long lost brother didn't deserve it though.
@being sven: Don't go against Costanza.
Gil Arenas is the coolest nerd ever.
@Dagotron: He knows that you don't "log in" with an actual typewriter. Right?
Paul Shirley would like to challenge Will & Gil to a blog-off. Oh, it's on!
inevitably, when the Gil and Will gig lands in a prime-time TV slot, I'm kind of set on a certain Tracy Morgan & James Spader side-splittin duo.
Gil is the only reason I'm buying this year's NBA Live.
Love that commercial I do.
The Wizznutzz are intelligent now? I just thought that they were drunk.
@TheLostBetOfDonaghy: remake of The Three Amigos.
@thetaxman: But that excludes the credentialed Nathan's Famous July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest. You have an hour or three, there.
@twoeightnine: I don't understand the question.
Dave is Dave McMenamin. Nice guy, and smart too! He's the blogger behind the blog that we all love so much. See, all that stuff that Gilbert Arenas puts on his blog on NBA.com? That's stuff that Gilbert tells to Dave McMenamin, and Dave types up and puts into the blog.
by Marcel Mutoni Surely you’ve heard the story of clothing designer Mark Ecko and the ball Barry Bonds hit for his record-breaking 756th homerun: Basically, Ecko dropped a little over $750,000 for the baseball, and then started an online vote to determine its fate.
gilbert arenas: much better in theory than in actuality.
No picture of you and Agent Zero in matching tight black t-shirts?
Very disapointing.
by Alex Carnevale It’s awesome when the New York Times can have everything I loathe about it in one article. Van Gogh’s friendship with Emile Bernard: Paris, with its buzzy, rivalrous art scene, was hard on van Gogh.
As mentioned yesterday, Brendan Haywood and Eddie Jordan apparently cleared things up at a meeting a few weeks ago. Today, we get some more information about that meeting, courtesy Ivan Carter.
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