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Can we give announcing team props on HJP? If so, props to Andre Ware for an apt comparison between the pass down the sidelines to set up the last second field goal in the MSU-Iowa game and the Texans-Titans game. -Chilltown (ed. note: I like to give Bonnie props whenever possible)
Andre Woodson can say goodbye to his Heisman candidancy, as Kentucky's defense is too busy getting Croomed. -Signal to Noise
Evidently I was unaware of the rule that said you couldn't start your binge-drinking until 1 and a half hours 'til game time. I suspect that a special investigation of this phenomenon is in order. -fraganhome
The broadcasters for the Michigan State/Iowa game are making an obscene number of horse racing references, thanks to the network in their ear telling them to promote the Breeders Cup. It's now gone on for streaks of multiple plays in a row. Good thing that a certain SportsCenter isn't still going on, or we'd hear Andre Ware discuss who is more "now" in East Lansing, Mark Dantonio or Jehuu Caulcrick. -AsInHowe
Brad Nessler just cracked about a WVU defender seeing double "just like Maguire on Thursday night." For some reason, I can't shake the visual of Maguire and Musberger bar-hopping together. -Signal to Noise
Craig James just used the word violent to describe playing at Virginia Tech. At least the 3rd time I've heard him use it. Someone needs to get sent a memo. -LidleFlightClass (ed. note: you are obviously an expert in good taste)
hey Hugh, do you want to cam with me? It'd certainly be better than watching Texas Tech/Colorado -kasma46 (ed. note: I'm going to pretend that I don't know what she (probably he) means)
Bonnie Bernstein is a poor man's Erin Andrews. -colbypkp678 (ed. note: colby does not speak for me or this site)
Dan Fouts sucks. Can we send him back to San Diego and light his beard on fire please? -Beardy
with Wanstedt having to coach the game from the press box (torn achilles tendon), his pornstache isnt as intimidating as normal - Herbies_Wingman (ed. note: I still hate him; bring back Walt!)
There've been more completed passes at the Breeders Cup than there have been in Iowa-Michigan State. - The Victoria Times (ed. note: apparently ESPN is broadcasting some sort of horse race today)
Halfway through the second quarter, and we're already getting crowd shots of sad, (reasonably) hot Rutgers girls? I know ABC is hoping to get the game over with so they can switch to the Breeder's Cup, but it's two touchdowns, people. -fortyfourinarow (ed. note: not anymore, that shit's over)
I can still get my money down on the Eagles over the Hokies, right? Boston area teams seem to be rolling. -slothrop
University of Wisconsin has more white people than Pleasantville -goathair (ed. note: yeah, but Pleasantville was a pretty small town)
God, the commentators in the Iowa-Michigan st. game have used the word "stud" more than the Breeder's Cup guys today.-chilltown
Keep em coming, one more Hughtastic adventure is on the way...
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