What are you trying to do, give Tim Hardaway a stroke?

Can't....breathe...

No words...should have sent...a poet.

::clears throat::

::looks around::

What.the.fuck.

::passes out::

Quinn just absolutely locked up SHOTY and Deadspin HOF. End of discussion.

I'm in yr wedding receptionz, dancingz to teh Village Peoplez

Nice guns, though.

At least Brady is touching his own crotch in the picture.

And does anyone else think A.J. Hawk should wear his helmet at ALL times?

This just makes the picture MondesisHouse posted all the sweeter.

WOW - AJ Hawk is an EXTRAORDINARILY ugly man.

Worst. Street Fighter sequel. Ever.

I'm sure this will have been said already, but what the FUCK?

From the website - The couples St. Patrick's Day wedding featured a bag piper and gaelic singer.

Since when was bagpiper two words?

This is a great example of the WTF MCA

I saw the rest of those pictures on the Big Lead, and, well, I'm not sure how to say this, but, uh, Laura Quinn looks, well...kinda hot. God bless her surgeon.

@Clare: Really? They look a lot like mine and I hate my arms right now. (no homo)

Wow, AJ Hawk's mane was almost as pretty as Laura Quinn's at the wedding.

@BowdenBowdenBowden: and was the gaelic actually quinn?

THIS AIN'T A SCENE, IT'S A GODDAMN LAME PHOTO!!

Let me guess... Quinn's showing off the uniform from his NFL Europe team, the London Urchins.

What is the deal with the dudes with the long hair? I feel like I'm back in the early 90s again.

/Seinfeld

Brady Quinn. Lindy Slinger. Far and Away II. Fall 2007.

@Clare: lolcats could go all day with these.

@BowdenBowdenBowden: In this case, I'm pretty sure that's right. The guy wasn't playing the bagpipes, he was piping some dude's bag.

Whatever the hell that means.

I'm just glad that he got drafted by the Browns so he could fill the puckering hole left by Jeff Garcia.

@BowdenBowdenBowden:

The couples St. Patrick's Day wedding featured a fag piper and gaylic singer.

And in both instances, they were referring to Brady Quinn.

Cream-colored ties on the groomsmen aside, the pictures are pretty respectable until Quinn starts doing his moonwalk.

Also, you have to respect a contribution to the Special Olympics in lieu of tradition wedding favors

/seriousness

Considering AJ looks like he should be competing.

There was no homoerotic skit at my wedding. I kinda feel gypped.

That's the fanciest City Hall building I've ever seen.

I wanna give a shout out to my man Artful Dodger!

@BowdenBowdenBowden: depends on the contents of the bag, and the pipe used...

I guess I'm a little surprised Laura didn't choose to wear a half-bride, half-groom outfit for the wedding

@SteveJeltzFan: Try again.

vito spatafore wants his hat and gloves back

@Clare: @Unsilent Majority: I'm glad I'm not the only one who reads that LOL cat site every day.

Now where is Brady's bucket?

@TheStarterWife: DO NOT WANT

Brady Quinn makes the Village People look straight

@Clare: INVISABLE YANKEE STADUIM

@TheStarterWife: INVISIBLE HETEROSEXUALITY

@TattooedMess(iah): His shoulders are very cut. I like that.

Why don't you send me some photos so I can judge for myself.

+1 loldeadcats

When the groom's hair is longer than the brides and held back with an elastic, you know you're at a classy wedding.

Looks like Browns QB material to me.

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Is she the medicine woman?

brady quinn. john amechi. best friends forever.

The Brooklyn Brawler is so not impressed.

Forget the Ron Mexico dog fighting video, there HAS to be video of that! (Is it just me or does it seem there might have been a Village Peopl-esque performance associated with those pictures?)

Dirty Diana!
Don't!
Dirty Diana!
Don't!
Dirty Di... ana!
Don't!

@Unsilent Majority, @Ron, @TheStarterWife, @Tuffy, @Grimey: BUTTSECKS!

@Port City Gangsta: Just don't ever watch the video of the after-party.

If AJ gets drunk and fucks Brady, does that count as bagging sisters?

@ArkansasFred: I've been racking my brain for something to say for 15 minutes.

I'm just gonna second you.

@Clare: http://www.charl.info/wp-content/_owlbuttsecks7tu.jpg

@Clare: I'M IN YUR QTRBACK MAKIN HIM GHEYS