The Braves are poopheads.

One, two, three, kick it.
Kick it.
Come on, god DAMMIT. GOD, KYLE.
COULD YOU ONE TIME KICK IT, WHAT THE FUCK?

Those 2 are taking their man crush for Teixeira to the next level.

The Atlanta Braves hate thin people.

ah, the south

♫ Skid marks on their under-wear-a ♫

Adam Sandler called...he wants his comedy back.

In the past couple of days, we've had posts with Richard Simmons and Ryan Seacrest.

And yet, the gayest thing here...

I made it 30 seconds. Did anyone top that?

Batting .264 in the steroid era.

And I thought How Ya Doin gave me douche chills...

So - someone want to fill a brother in on the Pants Party? Who's got tix, meeting locale, etc.

Going to try and make it.

Video link: Haya Doin

Sorry guys, but that actually is ####.

@Weed Against Speed: I made it 30 seconds. Did anyone top that?

Break it up into segments...

@Weed Against Speed:

About 45 seconds. Playing chicken with my soul, that was.

its not gay because you like Texeira guys...its gay because you are playing acoustic guitar and wearing a baseball hat

@thedirty d: The interpretive dance doesn't help, either...

"You ready?"
"Ho, yeah."

Atlanta Pants Party!!! WOO HOO!!!

@G Voll the Mole: This post is simply adding to the PERCEPTION that Atlanta is a gluttonous city, even though this story is simply about some guys singing a song in ALABAMA.

This website also had Bin Laden rooting for Iraq, so really... the editor either doesn't know what he's talking about on one or two or all of the issues...

Or he's pushing some agenda.

@Rob Iracane: Thanks for that, Rob. Anyone got a Red Sox Nation music video link they wanna post, to complete the trifecta of douchery?

@thedirty d: I thought that was "cool."

Let's set the record straight - doodz who wear baseball hats and sandals everyday are just fucking lazy as hell. C'mon, comb your hair and put on shoes for chrissakes.

Screw you Jack Johnson, John Mayer, etcetera.

Rhyming "Teixeira" with "Teixeira"...Pure gold.

@GorgeForeman: I'm not sure, exactly... I think I blanked out for a little while there, but when I came to and turned it off, it was up around 1:20.

@wes mantooth: That's the Juvenile school of Rhyming, yeah!

When Kige Ramsey gets his own television show, these guys should definitely be his house band.

♪♪ Eveyone in the crowd who are gettin' a little antsy...
Here comes your host the one and only Kige Ramsey...♪♪

Stating if you were a girl then you'd want to marry Mark Teixeira = Not Gay

Referencing Gone With the Wind in a song about Mark Teixeira = Very Gay

Alright, run the blacklight over that couch.

Will will be working on his Rick Ankiel song on the flight down.

@Weed Against Speed:
♪♪ Eveyone in the Wal-Mart automotive section who are gettin' a little antsy...
Here comes your host the one and only Kige Ramsey...♪♪

The Atlanta Braves: The only team in baseball that needs all-you-can-eat gimmicks to sell out during the pennant race.

@TastesLikeBurning:
we iz in ur deadspinz
spredn da hate

You think that's bad? You should have heard their song for Jarrod Saltalamacchia.

I wish Jerry O'Connell would sing some "Cush Lash!"

@TastesLikeBurning: All the fat Italians in NYC are very sympathetic.

Seriously - it's impossible to be fat in Atlanta - they sweat it out of you!

Isn't that the couch from Roseanne?

Oh and this is the best thing I've seen today. The Big Lebowski action figures.

[www.entertainmentearth.com]

@chilltown: Get a new joke, douchebag.

@What would Kornheiser do?: Kewl new avatar!

I for one am glad I learned how to pronounce "Teixeira".

@The Gentleman Masher: whoa. Calm down. Chilltown is not, as far as I know, a bag of douche.

I didn't think any song would make me go back to "Chocolate Rain," but I was wrong.

Is this 'take a joke too personally day'? I must have missed that memo.

Which one is Jemaine again? I really thought this show was supposed to be funnier.

STEPHEN A SMITH IS ON FOX NEWS. FAIR AND BALANCED MY ASS, GET ME SOME CHEEZE DOODLES!

@Peter Cavan: I was about to reference that as well.

Made it through the whole thing last night.

@Lady Andrea: Well, he's a hack, if nothing else.

As far as I know - not many MLB teams can claim X number of sell-outs in a row. Maybe the Red Sox, in their miniscule stadium, or the Cubs, where the fans stopped caring if the home team won about 30 years ago.

Either way, I've got this dead horse over here...if Chilltown would like to beat it for fun, I'll let him. He seems to be into that sort of thing.

Last I checked the Braves were going to draw over 3 million fans this year.

If this keeps up every commenter from the Eastern Seaboard is going to be pissed off.

@The Gentleman Masher: Given your choice of words, your screen name is ironic.

@The Gentleman Masher: Excuse me, do I call the hordes of commenters, including the Dear Leader, who belittle Massachusetts, Boston, the Red Sox, and Patriots douchebags? No, I take it in good humor.

@The Gentleman Masher: wow. okay.

@Weed Against Speed: That's it. I'm sick of your Midwestern bias. I'm through with Deadspin.

Can't we all just get along?

I think we're going to luck out tomorrow - it's only going to be 97 degrees.

Also, I will not be able to meet up with everyone at Jocks n Jills. But I definitely see all of you when the gates open at Turner Field.

Can't we honor the spirit of Pants Partying and all get along?

@Die Eli Die:

See you tomorrow Nicole.

Also, it is the extreme heat that is making everyone a Spongebob Crankypants?

@TastesLikeBurning: Actually a reference to a Conan O'Brien SNL skit.

I just find it amusing - as much as the mainstream media gets lambasted on here - how many people on this board are still brainwashed by ESPN, Fox Sports, etc.

So, when someone makes the kind of joke Joe Buck might make, I'm more or less inclined to say something heated.