They are actually CHARGING people to attend?

Charlie Weis is just there for everyone else to make fun of when they're at the podium, like Courtney Love was when Pamela Anderson got roasted.

It's turducken Mike! Boom.

Pole Golic is roasted on: telephone
Pole Greenberg is roasted on: penis

I wouldn't fuck Mike with Mike's vagina.

Frank Caliendo wouldn't fuck Golic with Greenberg's dick. Or Bea Arthur's.

/this roast sucks

I thought they'd bring in Mario Cantone for Greenie,

I wouldn't fuck Mike's pussy with Mike's tiny dick.

@Slothrop: Bastard.

No Sinbad?

It is not a roast until Greg Geraldo and Jeff Ross are there

@Mr. Marinovich:

@Slothrop:

Figured I'd have to be quick with that one.

That's going to be the most roast ever.

I predict fat jokes and gay jokes.

Who the hell is Nick Bakay?

Frank Caliendo? Finally, he's getting some publicity.

@Signal to Noise: I'm pretty sure Weis is just going for the free food.

Vitale: "Greenie is a huge homo baby!"

Unfunniest. Roast. Ever.

@Signal to Noise: Jeffrey Ross's bit is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@Herbies_Wingman:

Seriously. Were they booked? You could atleast invite the guy who's whole career is based on roasting people.

@Lady Andrea: The fuck's Nick Bakay?

fixed

Charlie Weis would like you to know that fat jokes are not funny.

Too bad I have more important things to do…like re-arranging my sock drawer.

What's the over/under on a wacky parody song set to music from the 80s?

Someone please bury that lineup under a comedy pyramid.

Was Shecky Greene not available?

Is Dennis Miller busy taping his own show that night?

Vivisection? I thought they were both neutered by ESPN already.

@Lady Andrea: The old "Tale of the Tape" guy on tWWL, also the voice of that terrible robotic cat on the teenage witch show.

Where do your allegiances lie, Andie? Will you go for guy reference A, or girl reference B?

What can you possibly roast these guys about besides "one's fat, one's gay"?

Also, Nick Bakay still has a career?

"Celebrity Roast?! I thought I heard Pot Roast. Damnit!"

-Golic

Is Simmons performing, or just doing a running diary?

Can this possibly be so unfunny that it ends up being funny?

@Lady Andrea: He's Norb on The Angry Beavers!

Damn, the talent list alone would cure insomnia. Sadly, it will also cause brain aids in dead people. I'll be watching paint dry (aka surfing for porn on the ebays).

What the fuck else is Jeffrey Ross doing that day?

@LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche: The Chevy Chase roast disproved that.

FINALLY! The longstanding public outcry for a celebrity roast of these men is on!

@LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche: You haven't seen Frank's show, have you?

No Mo'Nique?

Who's more annoying, Mike or Mike? Advantage...push.
/Bakay

I hope this doesn't conflict with their busy arena football schedule.....

Lisa Lampanelli wouldnt be caught dead there.

I heard the role of Courtney Love will be played by The Faulous Sports Babe

I was really hoping the headline of this post was meant literally, by the way.

@crazyjoedavola: why, not enough black guys to fuck?

I hope Frank Caliendo does his in an impression format, that'd be hilarious.

Charlie Weis thought people were actually being roasted. He wanted the thigh, neck, and leg.

@crazyjoedavola:

I hear Linda Cohn does a standup that puts Lisa Lampanelli to shame.

"Tim Kurkjian is here tonight. Hey Tim, Billy Beane called, he said he traded a minor leaguer to the Mariners for cash considerations. Don't have an orgasm."

Nick Bakay? Jay Mohr actually busy that one night, or what?

Frank Caliendo? I thought roasts were supposed to be funny.

"Sean Salisbury is here tonight. Hey Sean, I built a robot out of an iPhone and some Legos. Do you think it can beat Vlad the Impaler?"

So will their be any actual celebrities at this roast?