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NFL Draft, cleveland browns, joe thomas, nfl

Yes, She Should Fit Right In With The Dawg Pound

Via ESPN's Draft Blog and Hardaway Hates Pittsburgh, we present the aunt of new Cleveland Browns offensive tackle Joe Thomas.

Yes. That's a mohawk. And a neck tattoo. And an NFL logo on the side of her head. Joe Thomas has the coolest aunt of all time.

Joe Thomas' Aunt [Hardaway Hates Pittsburgh]

5:45 PM on Wed May 2 2007
By Leitch
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supermike3 at 04:52 PM on 05/02/07
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AILF!
Spectacular Sam at 04:52 PM on 05/02/07
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Now you know why he really went fishing.
Unsilent Majority at 04:52 PM on 05/02/07
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just because the pictures disappeared at KSK doesn't mean we didn't have it too!
Bob Sheppards Flock at 04:53 PM on 05/02/07
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Let me be the first to say No!
PenskeMaterial at 04:53 PM on 05/02/07
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Her mohawk kicks Brian Engblom's mohawk's ass.
ASox at 04:53 PM on 05/02/07
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The Bermanator will be tappin' that by the end of training camp.
TheStarterWife at 04:54 PM on 05/02/07
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Damn.

I've seen my future, wrinkly elbows and all.
Monday Morning Punter at 04:54 PM on 05/02/07
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Think she has pigskin laces tattooed on her labbia?

...yeah, you're welcome.
Weed Against Speed at 04:55 PM on 05/02/07
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Holy fucking earlobes. She looks like Dumbo!
Cousins of Ron Mexico at 04:55 PM on 05/02/07
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Matt Barnes?
Unsilent Majority at 04:55 PM on 05/02/07
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Slickbomb hit that
Rob Iracane at 04:55 PM on 05/02/07
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@Unsilent Majority: Denton pays for the upscale gold-plated Photobucket.
RedDear at 04:56 PM on 05/02/07
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I heard she once gave Charile Chaplin a hand job.
12-Inch Idongivafuck... at 04:57 PM on 05/02/07
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I think I saw this woman at Ozzfest back in 1998 & 1999...she has a Metallica tattoo on her wrist too.
Weed Against Speed at 04:57 PM on 05/02/07
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@Unsilent Majority: And in a few weeks you'll be able to say the same about Brady Quinn.
SlickBomb at 04:57 PM on 05/02/07
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Yea, I hate to do this to you guys, but I think "we" (at least only this once) beat you to it.

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/04/slickbombs-nfl-draf...

I can still see the pictures, at least for now.
Spectacular Sam at 04:57 PM on 05/02/07
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@Monday Morning Punter:

Good Lord.
A Pimp Named DaveR at 04:58 PM on 05/02/07
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You're with me, leather...y.
Sir Hotbod Handsomeface at 04:58 PM on 05/02/07
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will forgot to add this to the "aunts of nfl draft prospects sporting mohawks and tattoos" tag
Ricky And His Sticky Icky at 04:58 PM on 05/02/07
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Is that an M&M in her ear?
Unsilent Majority at 04:59 PM on 05/02/07
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Here's Slick's picture
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4pbpdv5
Rob Iracane at 04:59 PM on 05/02/07
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@SlickBomb: I think Najeh Davenport shit in your Photobucket.
HappyFeltonsGloryHole at 05:00 PM on 05/02/07
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Kurt Warner. There is your future.
TastesLikeBurning at 05:00 PM on 05/02/07
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Reason #3341 why the NFL is the most league around.
Metschick at 05:00 PM on 05/02/07
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Grandma?!
Swellesley at 05:00 PM on 05/02/07
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@RedDear: is that a Grandma's Boy reference? wow, underrated for what it was, but wow
Botswana Meat... at 05:01 PM on 05/02/07
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That's it. I'm getting rid of my wife's dangly earrings now before they're halfway to her ass.
PoppaPerk at 05:01 PM on 05/02/07
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I'll bet she has a tat from The House of Ink in St. Louis and crashes through walls at the gym in the most gym around!
Weed Against Speed at 05:01 PM on 05/02/07
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@Unsilent Majority: Did he make her take out her dentures?
buttons at 05:01 PM on 05/02/07
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@supermike3: I read that as "ALF!" - and, strangely enough, they have a very similar profile.
Camp Tiger Claw at 05:01 PM on 05/02/07
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Marv Levy is so punk.
Chief Wahoo at 05:02 PM on 05/02/07
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Yes.
Ray at 05:02 PM on 05/02/07
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@Rob Iracane: +1
Tuffy at 05:03 PM on 05/02/07
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@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Those aren't earrings...
Le Légende de Vincent... at 05:04 PM on 05/02/07
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"Hardaway Hates Pittsburgh", eh?

You stay classy, Cleveland.
goathair at 05:04 PM on 05/02/07
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@RedDear: +1
Dewey Decimal System at 05:05 PM on 05/02/07
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Cougar Alert!
blackaces at 05:06 PM on 05/02/07
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That photo makes even the Baby Jesus cry.
Dana Altman > Chris... at 05:06 PM on 05/02/07
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For the record, that would appear to be a faux-hawk. Not that it's any less disturbing...
a single mother (with... at 05:06 PM on 05/02/07
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Mom!
$Image of John Amaechi\'s Playoff Beard$ John Amaechi's Playoff... at 05:07 PM on 05/02/07
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Cheese curds will do that to ya, the little lady is 32 years young
Lady Andrea at 05:07 PM on 05/02/07
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@Dewey Decimal System: she's holding on too tight, she's lost the edge.

Also, what an awesome lady.
Disgruntled Goat at 05:08 PM on 05/02/07
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Maybe
Metschick at 05:08 PM on 05/02/07
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@klemmer35: dad?
ltwinslow at 05:09 PM on 05/02/07
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why do we have the nightmare fuel tag if we never fuckign use it?
Spectacular Sam at 05:09 PM on 05/02/07
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@metschick: Honey?
Silky John-STON! at 05:11 PM on 05/02/07
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"You're my... three thousand-something-ith"

*rolls over*

*grimaces*

"I should'a worn a condom"

(that movie multiplies in funniness for every friend you have in their late 20's who lives at home)
Lady Andrea at 05:11 PM on 05/02/07
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@metschick: sister! SISTERS GOTTA.....HU-UG!
Tuffy at 05:12 PM on 05/02/07
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@Spectacular Sam: Chief?
Phony Gwynn at 05:13 PM on 05/02/07
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@RedDear: @Swellesley: She is the most Silver Fox.
Cousins of Ron Mexico at 05:14 PM on 05/02/07
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Do you think she invented the handjob?
gonzo at 05:14 PM on 05/02/07
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all i can say is i can't wait to get to cleveland for a browns game i bet this old timer can put a few back then tell me about her std's from the silent erea.