
Meet Lil Ronnie. He's a 12-year-old from the "south side" (of Indianapolis) and he don't take nuttin' from no Colts playa haters.
Lil Ronnie is rapping the "Super Bowl Bound (2005 Colts Theme)" song, and he's not messing around. It's the mean streets of Indy, and Peyton will crush ya'll.
So here you go. You're welcome.
Lil Ronnie's "Super Bowl Bound (2005 Colts Theme)" [CrowdPleezers]












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This is a testament to Peyton Manning's ability to attract musical mediocrities across a broad spectrum of genres. First Chesney, now this. Next up: the Calgary Flames will reunite for an 80s synth-pop paean to the Colts.
Oh my God. Please shoot me now. I live in Indiana and that scene in the video where Lil' Ronnie is rapping for about 10 people with the train rollin' by in the background makes me wanna shoot myself in the head. Making Hoosiers proud......
Eminem better watch out. That's all I'm sayin'.
Run away! RUN AWAY!
Deadspin has restored my faith in America. Take that Kyrgystan! And is it just me, or does it seem like he doesn't know what to do with his hands? Ah well, he'll turn 13 and figure out what, exactly, he CAN do with those hands (and that'll probably be the end of his rap career ;)
I don't know, can it compete with Bootsy Collins and his Bengals, complete with dorky white guys? http://i-see-sound.com/video/20051129/i_see_sound_bootsy_f...
As if there weren't enough reasons why I hate the Colts.
Never thought I'd say this, but where's Vanilla Ice when you need him? The shaky camera work... "My homie Reggie Wayne"... Can the Colts sue the family or something? That kid is so bad Jim McMahon laughs at him. http://tinyurl.com/clypz
I dunno... I was expecting it to sound a bit like the Pet Shop Boys or Erasure for some reason... Totally unrelated, doesn't that "Brokeback Mountain" movie open up sometime soon? I hear it's about cowboys, so that should be pretty manly.
I'm embarrassed just watching it. By the way, Colts fans, he just jinxed your perfect season.
Produced by Rick Warren, huh? I don't think that beat would ever win approval at Saddleback. The purpose of my life is to eliminate rapping 12-year-olds.
Three minutes of my life I'll never get back / this little white kid is totally whack He missed a shout out to a real heavy balla / talkin' bout number four - Jim Harbaugh!
Awesome. Although I think he should've worn the jersey of whatever player he was rapping about at the time, rather than wearing the Freeney jersey the whole time.
Too much about running backs and not enough about running trains. "Open up the bag and find my wee-wee" remains the football-related rap lyric of the year.
Stop hatin'. Opie's got game.
For his sake, I hope he's home-schooled.
Man, this is proof the East Coast media bias is the only thing keeping sports from being killed by midwesterners. I hope the colts lose week 16 and thgen again in the afc title game so that this kid becomes the Bartman of Indy. Somebody tell that kid he would get more attention from the girls at school if he PLAYED pop warner football instead of rapping about nfl. $50 says he knows the players names from playing madden and not watching the games.
How great would it have been if Lil' Ronnie had dropped a line like, "Throwin' touchdowns/ it's my nigga Peyton Manning"?
you guys mispelled homie
Have none of you people called CPS on this kid's parents? I'm pretty sure his dad is one of the Icy Hot Stuntaz.
This song is Hott! When is Lil Ronnie's album coming out and where is his next tour location. He's awesome! 16 and 0 superbowl bound.
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