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Carl Monday has been dispatched to a golf course to stop a kangaroo from jackin' it. NSFW? Hell, I just don't know anymore. [Larry Brown Sports]
12:25 PM on Fri Dec 14 2007
By Rick
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Dont cover all of us with the same blanket. I work at a kangaroo artificial insemination lab.
Are those Titleists?
SHOTY Write in?
Crikey! She's a naughty Sheila, isn't she?!
/Steve Irwin
That's certainly a different way to wash your balls on the golf course.
Scooter McGavern would be pissed
He is not sure why, but Sergio Garcia was oddly aroused by this.
I always knew when you played with Rory Sabbatini you got a dick.
Phonics monkey would be proud.
@sir_pantsalot:
I once artifically inseminated hundreds of chickens.
(well, not all at once)
Kangaroo Jack- in' it?
[/tooeasy]
That kangaroo looks as beat-offable as ever.
Rory then used the 'Roo's genitalia as a putter and sank it for bogey.
Actually, the 'Roo was just cleaning off after Rory got through with it.
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