At this point, I almost expect Brady to be arrested for solicitation in a public Men's room before the start of training camp.

No sir, I will not take the bait. I refuse to watch that clip. The last picture of The Mighty Quinn has already put me over my maximum recommended gayness dosage for the next five years.

@UkraineNotWeak: It takes a village to raise a child, but only a cottage(r) to raise a Quinn.

Jesus H Christ...this Brady/Bret love-in has become overwhelmingly homosexual.

@ArmansCopyOfSwank: Or possibly a log cabin.

Not as bad as the video of Brady delightedly watching Vince Neil do elbow drops on his bed in his underwear.

At least this didn't take place at a Bette Midler concert.

I guess.

Did I see Quinn taking a picture of himself on his cellphone? I would like to think that if I was on stage with a my rock and roll heroes, or even Poison, I would have better things to do than take pictures of myself.

Did Notre Dame just sign an independent contract with Deadspin that guarantees a daily post tie-in?

I, for one, welcome our new gay Quarterback overlords.

Wait, more than 10 people showed up to a Poison concert?

OK it was in Cleveland.

Brady may have been singing "Nothin But A Good Time," but he was thinking "I Want Action" while staring longingly at Michaels.

@We Are Donyell Marshall: That's only because Frankie Yankovic wasn't playing that night.

These athlete/musician couples are getting out of control:

Peyton Manning & Kenny Chesney

Brady Quinn & Brett Michael

who's next . . .

Sammy Sosa & Josh Grobin?

@ASox: 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather resent your oversight.

I went to click on the video and it said "Oops, no video!" That's the second worst oops! moment I have had today.

By the way, does anybody have the name of a good abortion clinic?

Joe Montana is rolling in his grave.

I couldn't turn the sound on, but just watching it: I thought this was awesome. I love it that he can just go rock out with an 80s hair band and just have fun and stuff. Good for Brady.

@Chief Wahoo: I thought Frankie Yankovic only played towns between Sheboygan and Chicago.

@Lady Andrea: Wait, did you just compliment an athlete on Deadspin? I'm sorry ma'am, I think you have the wrong number.

@ASox: I'm taking 20,000:1 odds on Trent Dilfer and Rob Halford hooking up.
@

BubbaCJ24: Yeah, "Martinizing" always works for me.

@BubbaCJ24:

He's a Golden Domer. As part of her agreement to attend Notre Dame Law, she's obligated to compliment all things associated with the athletic program.

@BubbaCJ24: well, I also lurve Brady Quinn. That is well documented.

"How can I resist!!!"

You can't Brady, thats apparent by now.

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Ray Allen, Allen Ray, Alan Parsons and Ray Price, and Mark Price.

The room is spinning..you know...from the gayness.

I was going to make a joke about Bret Michaels being old and fat here, but I'll leave to it you meddling kids with your superior cognitive flexibility, abstract reasoning and short-term memory.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

@Slothrop:

Old people unite. Let's take back the night.

Still hot.

I had to stop watching about halfway through. Drunken Hasselhoff video is less uncomfortable.

@Mr. Soul: Let's just be thankful it wasn't Jeff Reed.

*note: I was going to link to the Deadspin post Yep...That's a Kicker's Dong, but upon seeing the picture again myself, I decided to spare everyone else the nightmare fuel.

Un-friggin'-Watchable...I was almost embarassed for him, since he seems to have no shame...

MIND BLOWING PERFORMANCE BY QUINN IN CLEVELAND
*****
94%

@UkraineNotWeak: i think the word "golden" is unnecessary.

did he check his cell phone half way through?

i love living in cleveland.

Sure ... Sure ... Sure ....

UNSURE.

In Brady's defense (wait, what?), there was no way for him to not look like an ass up there. Either introduce him and get him out or give the guy a damn mic. Making him stand there clapping his hands can only make him look awkward.

Metal Skool knows how to treat gay quarterbacks on stage, Poison not so much.

@UkraineNotWeak:

whoa, whoa, whoa. Nighttime? I might miss Matlock reruns and the kids with their gangs are out at nighttime.

I'll settle taking back the cool evening breezes of anytown, USA.

I don't know why, but when I read "Brady Quinn, Air Guitar Hero", I instantly imagined him playing Don't Stop Believin'

That wasn't Brady Quinn, that was the kid from the movie Accepted on stage. Please tell me I am right.

@Slothrop: @UkraineNotWeak:
Count me in...but I have to be up by 4:00am, so can we call it an early night?

@Slothrop: @LloydCarrPoolLane:

Don't forget to wear your onion on your belt.

He's got to be a shoo-in for SHOTY at this point, right? I mean, we're not actually going to go through the motions of voting, are we? This man is assembling the most emabarrassing/entertaining year by a homosayswhat athlete in the history of the world. He wins.

@Moobs:

He's reached Clemente status without having to die.

After the show, Bret poured some sugar on him.

@UkraineNotWeak: Roberto Clemente was gay?

Huh. You learn new things everyday!

Why wasn't Mr. Belding on stage with them?

Does this mean that Brady is going to let Bret take a couple snaps against Pittsburgh this fall?

I desperately need to become a sports star or beloved syndicated sitcom father figure so I can finally take my rightful place next to Jeff Lynne.

@Mr. Soul:

Especially when you consider that you are 100% guaranteed to see other people's photos of your appearnce on the interwebs in a few hours anyway.

That song will actually be on the 80s version of Guitar Hero too. And 18 and Life!

@Hey Tiger Jim: I'm glad someone brought up Guitar Hero. My video-game-oriented mind read the title of the post and was REALLy hoping for some sweet video of Brady and his "private" moments with his PS2.

@El Knob Grande: Bret surely can beat out Charlie Frye for the job, right?

@El Knob Grande: That's the best part of this - didn't Michaels grow up in Steeler country? How can he go home after wearing a Browns jersey?