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We almost feel guilty posting about this, the scene is so gruesome, but: Sean Salibury has his own Web site now, and the production values are impeccable.
The site is called "Sean Big Mouth Salisbury," and Big Sean is throwin' down. As the site puts it: "As Sean so eloquently states on a regular basis, "Nobody puts Baby in the Corner! GO BIG MOUTH OR GO HOME!!!" Totally! The page features a Blair Witch-esque Web cam video of Sean, looking kind of tired but Ready To Talk Some Football!
The video makes us sad, actually, and a little part of us wants to leave him alone. The site is in honor of Salisbury's late father, inspiring Salisbury's "CANCER BLOWS" shirt, and we couldn't agree more: Cancer DOES blow. But Sean's video, uh, probably should have been screened by somebody.
But don't worry: If you think you can't handle all the excitement, you won't have to deal with it for much longer. The site is free for now, but on October 7 — that is to say, Sunday, it's a "premium" site. So you'll be able to pay for the privilege. Get your credit cards ready.
Sean "Big Mouth" Salisbury ["Official" Site]
(UPDATE: The site has been shut down "for administrative reasons." Does this mean the pay site won't be ready by Sunday?)
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Does signing up get you a free cell phone autographed by Salisbury?
Please tell me the url isn't LilSean.com
The "Sean's Photos" section is NSFW.
Pay for premium content? Why would anyone play for something interns at the WWL get the stuff sent right to their phones for free.
Looks like he's getting camera tips from John Clayton there.
A big mouth: something probably not needed should you meet Lil Sean.
John Clayton would argue that his website is better.
Sean Salisbury... the face that locked a thousand iPhones
Kige Ramsey >>>>> Sean Salisbury
Sean Salisbury: *sighs* so I talked to Daniel yesterday ...
Come join the Big Mouth Experience.
I...uh... no
@Sandy Magic Jackson:
He's ripping off Kige, but he missed the most important items, the notebook and the paneling. Somebody let Kige know so he can sue. Or maybe Kige can start a "premium service" on youtube?
Finally an online home for the premium Battlebots analysis I've been craving!
@Lady Andrea:
Dammit..you got there "FIRST"!
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
/Dennis Franchione
That photo looks a lot like Will's after the 24 hours of ESPN.
All the EXCLUSIVE UNCENSORED BattleBots analysis that Comedy Central doesn't want you to hear.
As I read the post (the WHOLE thing, no less), I was cringing at the breadth of jokes to be made here.
That said, if the premium site has cell phone message updates...
Is the "Big Mouth Experience" a tour of all the airport bathrooms stalls in NFL cities?
Curses you, Ndamu... Ndamu ... Ndagonnacommenthereanymore
I thought cancer sucked.
live and learn
LEAVE SEAN SALISBURY ALOOOOONE
That picture ISN'T Nightmare Fuel?
Since this post, there has been an unhealthy growth in cancer T-shirt sales.
Whatever you do, don't click on the pop up that says "You may have already won."
Salisbury Big Mouth > Salisbury Fathead
@UkraineNotWeak: That "pop-up" is your prize
like rape, cancer is always funny.
Whatever you do, don't click on the pop up that says "You may have already won."
I don't want anything to do with "pop ups" of any kind of Salisbury's site.
@lieutenant winslow: If it's sped up and set to yakkity sax.
Of course the production is impeccable, he didn't want to chew out when it came to designing this thing and just use a .blogspot address.
Information will constantly change on Sean Bigmouth Salisbury Dot Com.
Robert Weintraub would like his schtick back.
He should sell "Shoulda been you, Coach K" t-shirts.
wow, please can I pay for great fantasy insights, from last week.
Also, he missed 9 of his straight up picks. Once again, please can I pay for his genius.
Salisbury must be a huge fan of The Smiths. Bigmouth Strikes Again ?
Sean said in his intro video that the website is just part of his new empire. Which includes his restaurants. Personally, I can't wait to order a Big Mouth Margarita.
Why does it look like he lives in a 30-year-old one bedroom apartment?
Just when you think he can't be a bigger asshole, out comes the Red Sox hat.
Also, "footblog" is making my head hurt.
I just hope he takes the time to explain why he shaved a Christmas Tree into the back of his head when he was playing for the Vikings.
Sean is dedicating this "season" to his father, which is a nice thing to do, but what season is Sean dedicating exactly? He doesn't play in the NFL any more.
i suggest heading over to STEPHEN-A.com and checking out his cheez doodle diary. it's fascinating:
"May 23, 2006: PICKED UP BAG OF C.D. FROM GIANT. EXPIRATION DATE AUGUST 17, 2009. THEY WERE FRESH AND DELICIOUS. HAD TO WASH HANDS AFTER TAKING TIME TO LICK OFF CHEEZY GOODNESS. BILAS OFFERED ME A CHEETO AFTER LUNCH. I TOLD HIM TO GO TO HELL. I'M CHEEZ DOODLES 4 LIFE!!!
Since when did Edgar Winter cut all of his hair off?
In conclusion, NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER! Good night and good luck.
-Edward R. Murrow
@The Fake Gimel Martinez: TWWL had to cut his salary to foot Jemele Hill's bonus
What's the greater reason for God just start over? That Sean Salisbury thinks people will pay for his cliched football babble or that there might be people who will pay for it?
@StuScott Booyahs: Or maybe he filmed it after polishing off a few co-eds with 'Lil Sean? After all, he is the Mayor of Miami.
lonelyqb44
I'd like to see a 1st & Ten with Salisbury vs. Kige.
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I think you guys killed it.
Wow, the site is down? Is Deadspin turning into the Fark of sports blogs?
deadspin effect in full effect?
Anyone check out his fantasy team that he has linked on his page? With Super Bowl tickets on the line (Yeah I know he goes for free) Sean started a running attack of Steven Jackson and the Coach (who was on a bye), and he is 1-3. Dream Team my ass.
Will Adrienne Curry sell shirts that say "Slavery Sucks Major Balls?"
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