Did the ladies ever call you "More-Organ" Joe Morgan?

Joe Morgan hasn't seen enough of Bob Barker to comment.

Henry, do you miss your soul? Do you know where they keep it?

Henry - when ESPN made you remove Deadspin from the Blogroll, did you die a little inside?

Henry, you might owe me a couple bucks for the tip from last week.

The Price is Wrong, Bitch!

Joe, have you given any consideration to bring back the porkchop sideburns?

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Abbott!

@Stev D: Who's at the three?

@Juancho: ...just the tip?

(Sorry.)

@throwbot:
But he does think it's consistent...consistently on at 11am on CBS. That's gotta count for something

True Hoop's Henry Abbott - I think my hoop is lying to me. Any suggestions?

@Tuffy: They give these basketball players now a days, very peculiar names.

Dear Henry,

Ever since you took your job at ESPN, you have been neglecting your online journal. Please keep it that way.

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World

P.S. If you could close down Teany forever, we would all greatly appreciate it.

Hey Terry, are you related to Corey Blount? I've been trying to get ahold of Muggsy Bouges for a while now, but have been unsuccessful. Any help?

@Weed Against Speed: Ball don't lie. Listen to it instead.

Terry, how many beer cans have you had to dodge in the past week?

@The Bad One: +1.

I'd rather see an opening for an analyst on SNB