And what happens if China only wins 14 medals in swimming instead of the forecasted 18?

Then he's going to feel like a real idiot.

I thought Jack Bauer wasted this guy.

I heard he was able to get it all done in 10 minutes.

Mr. Cool Ice is not impressed.

the word "idiot" comes to mind for some reason

He started with one tattoo, but two hours later wanted another one.

@The Teufel Shuffle: Jack was too busy at Happy Hour...

He has a nice spot for a Taz right there on his chest.

I think I've seen this guy shopping at the Key Food on Avenue A.

i think that the nose ring was a classy touch.

If he were a woman, he'd probably have a dolphin on his calf.

How do you spell "douche bag" in Chinese?

His tattoos are the only ones visible from space.

Is that a dick right below his lip?

Does he have the English symbol for Olympics on his forehead?

This is General Tso fucking stupid.

@katolesce: On a urinating Calvin.

But does he always ALWAYS get chili on his nachos bellgrande?

I would think that the Chinese wouldn't be too keen on people watching Prison Break .

@GlenAndersonLikesBoys: Marcus Camby has the correct spelling tattooed on him, he just doesn't know it.

The Illustrated Yan?

+1 Suss

I bet he is still a bad driver.

The Enigma says this is a nice start.

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George likes his chicken spicy.

@Camp Tiger Claw: Well done sir. And thanks for giving me a dinner idea for tonight.

that's a lot of tramp stamps.

This guy is just showing wonton disregard for his body.

@Camp Tiger Claw: nice

What's with the Teletubbies encircling his neck?

Is that some sort of Chinese olympic thing?

@Camp Tiger Claw: You are on quite the spring roll.

What percentage of his tattoos were censored by the Chinese government?

@OhTheHugeManatee: You on our list! Elaine Benes!

be careful with that guy he has a black belt in egg fu yung.

Im terribly sorry

And why do not not see General Belichick anywhere on there? Commie?

What's with the pedo bears on his neck?

I hear Troy Aikman enjoys cream of sum yun gai.

Although I guess you're never foo young to show a little individuality.

Is that Waldo on his left shoulder?

@Bruschis Brewsky: those are the stupid mascots for the 2008 Beijing Games

Are those Oaklies? People still wear Oaklies?

"This guy is just showing wonton disregard for his body."

I know, it's Szechuan-der why anyone would want so many tattoos.

@Camp Tiger Claw:

I'd like to see how far you can take this.

Even if he wore long sleeves you'd think a couple of these would be peking out.

Anyone else starting to wonder if we're gearing up for the Worst. Olympics. Ever.?

Horribly incompetent host government... check
People who spit in the streets... check
Possible weather manipulation.... check
Possible epidemic of Sars/bird flu/etc.... check

@Herbies_Wingman: Ahh, very nice, and not at all creepy.

@Gourmet Spud: I think he'll lettuce wrap it up for him.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Possible fat hostesses... NAY.

More like best olympics ever.

@Pennington_Noodlearm_Enthusiast:Ever smell Chinatown in August?

I thought Long Duck Dong was the mascot for the 2008 Olympics.

@Camp Tiger Claw: He's definitely taking a wok on the wild side.

"Even if he wore long sleeves you'd think a couple of these would be peking out."

Soy you're saying he won't get that promotion, and will continue to be the lo mein on the corporate ladder?

Ummm... I'll take the #8 with white rice and an order of crab rangoon.

Wait... what are we talking about?

Now he will go home to his Happy Family.

Which tattoos would you like? You get three from column A and one from column B.

Kat von D is unimpressed.