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Today's Alex Rodriguez update: They've got the name of his lady, and she's a former Playboy model. She's Joslyn Noel Morse, and she was in this issue of "Casting Calls."
Morse is a corn-fed Catholic-school girl from Iowa who quickly took up the stripping trade after high school, sources said. For the past decade, she was licensed to work as an "entertainer" at several Vegas strip clubs, according to Nevada state records.
That's not her in the picture; that's his wife. Who is still hanging out with him. More important: Most athletes should remain safe. Which is a shame, because we really wanted to know whom Adam Kennedy was sleeping with.
Playboy Alex's Private Dancer [New York Post]
Now Batting For The Yankees, Lindsay Lohan [New York Times]
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Those are interesting stats for the back of a baseball card.
She's from Iowa?! I'm not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.
What's A-Rod doing there? Giving his wife a free autographed baseball to make things right? Dr. J approves.
in the words of mr. ufford:
"stripping is the noblest of professions. they're like angels you give money to"
I think Will's been posturing for a spot at the NY Times
Even though her clitoris is probably the size of my penis, I'd definitely bang her just because she's A-Rod's wife.
@rsr26: It said,
"Im sorry I cheated on you -love Alex"
Am I the only one who is disturbed by A-Rod tucking in his polo shirts and cuffing his jeans?
@rsr26: Kobe Bryant scoffs at the idea that A-Rod, biggest contract in MLB history that he's got, doesn't put away a few million for the "apology jewelry" fund. Cheapskate.
Nothing says "I'm sorry" like a Beantown steak
Judging by that Playboy Model Index, the bald eagle is indeed a endangered species.
Arod seems to have a fetish for busty, skanky blondes.
Strippers in Canada > Strippers in America
Bouncer outside random club on Sainte Catherine Rue in Montreal "Come in, come in, more contact than American football."
And do you know what, he was right.
"a corn-fed Catholic-school girl from Iowa who quickly took up the stripping trade after high school"
For most high school girls, that decision is apparently a slow, contemplative process.
@ZPS:
"Dear Mrs. Dork..."
Whoever runs that site has WAY too much free time.
@goathair: Am I then only one who is disturbed by Goathair's observations of ARod's wardrobe in the presence of a stripper?
Morse is a cornholed Catholic-school girl from Iowa who quickly took up the stripping trade after high school, sources said.
Just wanted to correct that before a retraction had to be issued...
@Oops Pow Surprise: Lady Andrea, care to comment?
@Capt.Insano: I was thinking that there was some she-male potential there. That's a handsome face.
Kobe is seriously pissed because he just found out that all it takes to say "I'm sorry I banged a white girl behind your back" is an autographed ball.
You have to be licensed to be a stripper in Vegas? There's a licensing bureau I wouldn't mind working at.
You can't turn a ho' into a housewife, ho's don't act right.
@Capt.Insano: And for the record, his wife is pretty muscular too.
...we really wanted to know whom Adam Kennedy was sleeping with.
So would Adam Kennedy's life partner. Adam promised he would never do it again!
@goathair: Nah, but once he starts tucking in his t-shirt into his jeans (or, god forbid, Jorts), then you worry.
@Oops Pow Surprise:
Dude. Pride is the only response.
That's his wife? He is into the she-male type.
Seriously, who hit her in the face with a brick?
Since when does Mike Vick to Gawker Art?
Yes, good god no
@wes mantooth: yeah, but I hear a Canadian lapdance is only 3/4 as long as tbe American version.
@What would Kornheiser do?: It appears she got her medication bottles mixed up with Jason Giambi.
@theothermatt: Salient point, perhaps the rough trade bars is where he learned to call "mine".
So he likes him some muscle-pud.
I wonder if A-Rod made a call to Kobe for the name of his jewler...
@goathair: At least he's not popping his collar.
Am I the only one who is disturbed by A-Rod tucking in his polo shirts and cuffing his jeans?
Suss does not agree.
Can you link to a column where you are quoted in? Where are your ethics man? The combudsman is not amused (at least by my post).
Man, how quickly they tumble from the pedestal. Six weeks ago, the worst thing Arod had going for him was he played in a lot of cash poker games, jeez. He needs to get a new publicist...maybe a female ex-weightlifter with large....
The Red Sox fans tonight should be in rare form.
How much that someone throws ask's him if he can give them a 100 bill for a 100 ones.?
Some guys are breast guys, some guys are ass guys, but A-Rod is apparently a jowels guy.
@SlickBomb: It's hos on a mission and it's hos on a crackpipe.
I think Alex might be wishing he made her sign a post nup
@What would Kornheiser do?: I was thinking the same thing. That's all he can pull?
No wonder he's pissed at Jeter!
@SlickBomb: Indeed Cynthia is.
http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/04_arodriguez_...
That Casting Calls sheet looks like notes from the With Leather Intern Search.
@wes mantooth:
It's so funny that you say that. I was there last summer and the guy said the same exact thing to us. We went to the club next door, and the "American football" guy threw a beer bottle at us.
Even with his wife, ARod can't keep his hands off balls.
@rsr26:
No more disrespect to the exchange rate on the loonie, please.
All your factory outlet mall are belong to us.
Worry not A-Rod, your nightly trysts with Nicole Bass are still safe.
@ZPS: Actually, if you read the whole ball, I think it says, "I'm sorry I cheated on you, now if you tell me what gas station you work at I can come boo you, Love Alex"
How nice of you to share your desktop wallpaper with us, 289.
@lieutenant winslow: Until the house lights come up at the end of the night.
@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:
+1
I've got a friend who's a jowls man. Can dress him up, but you can't take him out. He once got drunk and asked out a package of maple smoked bacon.
@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Rafinity Jewelry in Santa Monica / Ann Whatu
@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:
+1, I was about to go the Medusa route myself.