That is the most picture I have seen in quite some time, Will.

Byron White is furious that his name is being used in such a sleazy manner.

Who does he think he is, R. Kelly?

Like anyone can tell the difference between assistant coach piss and Miller Lite.

Is Schnupp the Invisible Man?

And here I was thinking the extra P in 'Schnupp' was redundant.

Like anyone can tell the difference between assistant coach piss and Lone Star.
/Regionalized

even in mediocrity, the U still comes correct

Did Bear Grylls drink the piss?

Yup.

As far as crimes in Waco go, this guy has plenty of catching up to do.

The story said he consumed several shots of alcohol beforehand. Perhaps this was Excellence brand alcohol?

Najeh Davenport is not impressed.

Whipping it out and pissing on the bar sounds like it would fit right in at a place called Scruffy Murphy's

Dave Bliss would've framed one of his players for the deed.

@UkraineNotWeak: "We'll make it look like he was selling Avodart."

From someone who's seen it done:

He was standing against the bar like he was ordering a drink, and peed on the front of it. I don't think he got up onto the bar and peed down onto it.

I miss college.

He mustn't have read the sign in front of the bar:

"This is our ub; notice there's no 'p' in it."

And after the game, Mark Mangino ate him.
/obligatory

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

@Shea Guevara: Heh. At summer camp, I was a lifeguard at the ool.

Did they at least pay for his parking?

You know, you're at the bar trying to forget about hte game, talking to a hot freshman, when you suddenly have to go. The girl seems into you, and you know as soon as you leave someone is going to move in on her...

The man had no choice!

They did a "redesign" of Scruffy Murphy's and Schnupp just couldn't find the pisser.

How many Schnuppbucks will it take him to get out of jail?

I hate to tell you what he did to the Golden Tee machine.

Moises Alou is disappointed in such a wasteful display.

If Schnupp gets fired from Baylor, Maddux and the Giles Brothers have offered him a job as a clubhouse attendent for the Padres.

That's okay! I just bet that guy over there $1000 that I could piss all over the bar and you'd clean it up with a smile on your face!

True story: Sitting at a booth in the bar with a bunch of friends back when I was in college. One friend really has to pee, but the line for the bathroom is super long, so he takes an empty pitcher and pisses in it underneath the table, and then sets it aside. The guys behind us are getting pretty rowdy a little later into the night, and they can't get the waitress to come over and bring them new beers. So this one guy starts yelling how it's his 21st birthday and he wants a fucking drink, so my buddy hands him the piss-tcher, and goes, 'happy birthday, man'. Guy takes like two huge gulps, stops, looks at us, and goes, 'dude, that is some skunky beer', and then takes about two more chugs off it before setting it aside. I loved college.

@Chicago Jones: the temperature's a dead giveaway.

Schnupp: I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled

Owner of Bar: Well that would explain the drop off in play.

Chumbawamba approves.

@Nationalcoholic: there's a great longshoreman/warehouse worker's bar in downtown oakland that has a piss trough at the base of the bar. not sure how common this was in the good old days but fuck that's convenient.

I would love to criticize Mr. Schnupp, but you know what they say about those in glass houses...

This sounds like the beginning to that old joke about a bet that somebody could piss on a bar and the bartender would laugh. Or something like that.

nevertheless, "pulling a Schnupp" > "pulling a JoePa"

I can't tell the difference between Whizzer Schnupp and this dead crab

@Chad Sexington: They clean them by pissing all over them?

Wicked piss'ah.

Now, did he piss on TOP of the bar, or just on front face of it? Doing the former would indicate some serious malice, while the latter means there was probably just a long line for the bathroom.

I know what you're thinking, and I want to take the pressure off. It doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for number one. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

Lawerence Phillips is impressed with the way you handle your shit

"So this guy's pissing at the bar and I tell him to use the fucking bathroom. He turns around and calls my mamma a whore.

Well..is she?"

who among us hasn't peed on the front of a bar?

"She tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around her."
"Also, her pants were around her ankles."

--Coors Field usher

Good thing Baylor's such a party campus.

What's more ridiculous here?

1. They're CONSIDERING taking action
2. People were buying him shots AFTER they lost 58-10

im a graduate student at baylor.

first, you should know that baylor has the worst football team in the history of anything. the university has a culture of losing, when it comes to the football program and all the old farts and weirdoes that run the place are delusional about it.

second, you have to understand that anything and everything having to do with baylor football is completely ridiculous. the fact that our o line and tight end coach did this, should come as no surprise to baylor "fans". i mean, we're the university paying a million plus to the guy who went 6-7 at kentucky.

i guess you could say we are pissing our money away.

Bay-lor fans? You have fans?

@RagingRomones: theyre more like delusional, perpetual losers.

or perhaps a better way to look at it: they are the family who refuses to accept their dog is suffering and refuse to put it down.

baylor football needs to be put down.

Hey just to point out Baylor is a baptist university therefore it is a dry campus. The administration can't be too happy with the fact that he was at a bar to begin with...

Just to point out, Scruffy Murphy's is EASILY the shittiest bar in Waco, and that is really saying something.