Thats not what i wanted to see on a saturday afternoon.

Because there is NOTHING gay about men lotioning up together. NOTHING.

DO NOT WANT.

Is that Reche Caldwell to Timmy's left?

If you didn't read the Slate piece on the Amaechi book, it's pretty interesting. Sounds like Amaechi was the least gay acting dude in the locker rooms.

Whatever happened to the "THINGS YOU CANNOT UNSEE" tag?
This should not exist in the United States or in the world.

It's so obvious that Hardaway is insecure about his own sexuality. John Amaechi was on Real Time with Bill Maher last night, and he pointed out how NBA lockerrooms may be the gayest place in professional sports. Which is interesting, since the NBA is overwhelmingly black, yet homosexuality remains a huge taboo in the black community.

In Amaechi's words, you have primadonna athletes who 'paint their fingernails, preen their eyebrows, and wear outrageously fashionable clothing.' Tim fits into this group.

Hardaway is exhibit A, putting lotion on his whole body, in a room full of naked men. What a fucking hypocrite.

Think Tim may have some repression issues?

This gets the 'Nightmare Fuel' tag? This?

My 'nightmare fuel' now is how I am to get from Hollywood to mid-Valley in the next 30 minutes and my mini-quiches I made are STILL not done. (Why didn't I cheap out and buy the frozen ones?)

This reminds me of my time in a Turkish Prison. And no, I don't speak jive.

maybe making sure his entire body is 'touchably smooth' makes tim feel more of a man.

Wow, I think my post just disappeared. But nevermind, what everybody else said.

Nibbles...the post-eater

It's so obvious that Hardaway is insecure about his own sexuality.

I'm pretty sure this statement applies to about 90% of all homophobia. No one is more macho than the man who feels inadequate, and no one walks straighter than the man who is half-drunk. Overcompensation, ain't it a bitch.

How is putting lotion on homosexual? He's not putting it on another man's dick is he?

Let's not categorize actions as being gay, and then blast other people for being homophobic. Otherwise I have a kettle for you guys to meet.

Putting the lotion on isn't homosexual, he's just trying not to be Ashy Larry. It's the fact that he's in no hurry whatsoever to get dressed. He does want people to see his dick, which really makes him more of a voyeur than a homosexual...but still.

thanks for the slate recommendation, -s

i just read it, and you're right, it's really good

You can't see any ding-dong here

Yes, but there is a little bit of dong pulling going on in the background.

i sympathize with your point, strokke. however, i also think that if someone is going to base their hatred on actions that they find womanish ('don't put your gayness on me'), then a mirror should be held up to their own actions.

but you're right, there is a fine line between pointing out hypocrisy in others and practicing it yourself.

You know how I know you're gay?

Since there's a video:

And if he should tell you, "Come closer"
And if he tempts you with his charms

Tell him no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Don't hurt me now for his love belongs to me

Would it be possible for me to put my junk in this kettle, Strokke? I mean, theoretically.

Timmy's sack is as hairless as Britney's head.

"really makes him more of a voyeur than a homosexual..."

Really, doesn't it make him more of an exhibitionist than a voyeur? Just asking.

Does anybody else find what Amaechi talked about on Mahrer (according to Blackaces recap) weird? It just seems like he is parroting the same old stereotypes about what it means to be gay and I thought the purpose of him coming out was to done in part to break down those stereotypes.

About that video:
Na-. Na-. Nagannawachiteva.

This is not as good as the Barbaro funeral picture posted yesterday. But, its damn close.

Who youtubed black anacondas?

Pete- that too, but when I played sports in high school, I didn't sit around with my eyes at dick level of anyone else standing in the locker room for that damn long. It's like he was in no hurry to get out of there (which most athletes are).

It puts the lotion on its skin...

I thought Don Ameche was dead.

...in the basket...

Tuffy, I love that song.

Hey, I need help with something. Does anybody know how to do a page break or an "After the Jump" on Blogspot? Their "help" section was not very helpful at all.

Ok, that comment about the lotion came out wrong. Lotion isn't inherently anything. I was just commenting on the overall curious behavior of a man who seems to hate homosexuals. Hardaway is just a hypocrite.

I must say, though, that I just used some Vaseline hand lotion and now have an overwleming urge to sing Showtunes and watch The Christopher Lowell Show. Is that bad?

Where are my posts going? What the hell is happening today?

...or it gets the hose again.

Teammate: Tim, you were impressive on the court today.

Tim: Thanks, man! You were really impressive in the shower this morning. You know, dong-wise. ...

And since it's been left undone...

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Because This Had To End With Tim Hardaway Being Nude On YouTube

It's ending? Pinky-swear?

Andie -

The instructions are under Blogger Hacks. There are two different ways to do it: this way or this way.

i encourage everyone to join my facebook group on this. i don't know html shit, so just search for "Tim Hardaway Fellated Me."

I appreciate the links, Major Disaster. The first one I've been trying all day and can't make it work, the second one seems equally confusing. I'm not that familiar with html, so the instructions are not very easy to follow for me.

Being naked in a locker room...and/or putting lotion on yourself, does not make you gay. It means you are some sort of meterosexual athlete and probably get a ton of pussy.

if the clip was of cal ripken asking rene gonzalez to inject HGH into his super-durable buttocks, would we think it was gay?

seriously, are we done beating up on tim hardaway yet? a clip of him in a private locker room without any clothes on is posted on the internet...to serve what purpose, again?

it's getting harder to tell who I should hate in this whole thing.

i would go with with guy who hates about 10% of the world's population because of who they sleep with. but that's just me, always showing compassion and shit.

you should hate every one equally of course.

and ZOMBIES!!

zombies? where?
grab the shovel Myrtle, we've got some skull bashing to do!!!

call the neighbor kids
with trashcan lids
and buckets on their head
i'm telling you
we're gonna need a little help tonight!

Wow, some things you just can't unsee -- like Tim Hardaway lotioning up his ass. Just glad there was no between the legs dribbling in that clip.

Tim Hardaway is tired of feeding your hungry eyes!

This is just crying out for a "Dick in a Box" parody.

OK that's just weird and gross