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Sometimes, the call of nature is so powerful that it cannot be overcome. We know. We've been there. You might be in an inconvenient location, but whaddya gonna do? Just ask Kansas State forward Bill Walker.
Last night, late in K-State's loss to Oregon, Walker was needed on the floor. But he had to go. So he did what he had to do: He pissed in a towel.
With just seconds left in regulation and K-State lined up to inbound the ball and run a last second play, Bill Walker was overcome with an urge too strong to control. he stepped to the sideline and relieved himself with several towels.
You thought the job of collegiate equipment manager was bad. But you had no idea.
Towel Relief [Kansas City Star]
Comments
"Kansas State is terrible. Walker's got to go." -- levis107
The equipment manager deserves a full 4 year ride for that...and a raise.
Najeh Davenport is not impressed.
This story is great.... for me to pee on.
/triumphtheinsultpuppy
A-Rod said he would help next time. And by help, he means he would hold the towel. And by hold the towel, he means he would like to be close to Bill Walker's penis.
In Manhattan, KS, this counts as civilized behavior.
Huggins used to just recruit players with academic problems...now they're not even housebroken.
gotta go gotta go gotta go right now
Sitting courtside, out of camera range, with hand stretched out, Moises Alou.
Was Erin Andrews covering the game? Why else would he feel the need to rub one out courtside?
Onlookers were amazed that Walker had to shake the final drops for almost 3 minutes.
Micheal Beasley makes grown men piss themselves.
@ClueHeywood: +1
Well, it's hard when urine the middle of a game.....
Rick Chandler, do you have a special laundry hamper for the pee-pee towels?
Someone should have told the Knicks about the towel trick last night when they needed it.
Equipment Manager at the washing machines: "Wait, this isn't gatorade!"
...and then mangino came over from KU and ate the towel.
Coincidence that this is adjacent to the JoePa post?
What? It helps with the calluses.
--M_alou4549
'No one will see me here..'
R Kelly asks, "Isn't this what the female team manager is for?"
Piss-poor manners, if you ask me.
@UkraineNotWeak: shit...too slow.
Better than Uta Pippig in the Boston Marathon
This story is a pisser
Urine for a long night when this is a highlight
Uromysitisis is no joking matter.
Bill Walker and I finally have something in common, now that there's pictures of him on the Internet urinating.
threadjack
3 detained in Sean Taylor investigation
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The late Alan Sheppard would not be impressed.
Richard Gasquet wants us to know that he is not interested in this story at all.
[deadspin.com]
The tragedy here is that those towels really tied the sideline together.
Psssht, Kansas has it way worse than K-State. At least twice this season, the Kansas AD had to call in an 18-wheeler to remove Mangino Excrement from the playing field during the 4th quarter alone.
@Upstate Underdog: [www.miamiherald.com]
I heard a rumor Walker's going to transfer to the University of Rhode Island, Newport campus.
Fergie is not impressed. She didn't need to hide behind a towel.
Towels can then be used for a 'golden sponge-bath'.
@EdFinnerty: +1
@UkraineNotWeak:
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you,
Pee on you I wanna pee on you I wanna piss on you
Manny Ramirez plans to try this method out next year, he will never have to use the green wall again.
Was Erin Andrews covering this game? Because that would make me want to piss in a towel. And by piss I mean masturbate.
Diaper dandy, indeed.
Bill must be a big Bear Grylls fan.
No doubt his father just got out of a Red Chinese prison.
Finally, KSU is #1.
Hey! You're making me spray! I think I cut my penis on the lid!
Maybe its because I'm a chick, but I'm not quite seeing how he's successfully peeing onto those towels. Through his shorts???
I told you I'm important!
-Towelie
Dwight Schrute would have cut his dick on the towel.
@Jews For Purple Jesus: and by in a towel, I mean on her
@PenskeMaterial: A minute behind, shit.
Only peeing on the towel?
Amateur.
Good thing Jerry Tarkainian isnt the coach.
Consider him Sammy Davis Jr!
I think that will be the only 'towel peeing' tag I will ever see.
And I thought that my method of peeing in a cup and pouring in out the window of a moving van was brilliant.
good thing he didn't need to shit.
Who knew he was dating Lisa Nowak.
Good thing no one was around to see, you know since it was NCAA Basketball before March.
If only Chris Webber would've tried this in the Final Four...
I think the Dude just found Suspect #1 in the carpet-pissing incident
Who leaked this story to the press?
Would a Kim Kardashian- Ray J. reference be appropriate here, or am I just revealing my addiction to porn. And by "addiction" I mean...addiction. Damn.
Oregon must have scared the piss out of him
Maybe its because I'm a chick, but I'm not quite seeing how he's successfully peeing onto those towels. Through his shorts???
Well you see, boys have a penis...
(He has towels down his shorts.)
@Carson: "leaked" +1