it appears she has large tatums

I refuse to believe that woman is the fruit of Wade Phillips' loins.

Wade Phillips got her into a beauty pageant but at the last moment benched her for Bea Arthur

I bet she could also make the playoffs and lose.

I worked on Dark Streets. Maybe it is the Goldschlager talking but she wasn't altogether that hot.

She looks kinda goofy in some of those other pics.

I still wouldn't think twice though.

But does she have laser accuracy and a cannon for an arm... or at least can she hold the snap for an extra point?

Josh Heytvelt and Theo Davis of Gonzaga were busted for shrooms and pot last night. Suspended indefinitely.

I call bullshit. We have one black and white, professionally shot photograph vs. the entire body of evidence that is Wade Phillips.

Yes.

She doesn't look quite as good without her makeup.

I have got a hankering for some melon

Well if Gonzaga follows its fellow Catholic Universities' footsteps (see Williams, Sean, and Mclarney, Kyle), then their season is in serious trouble.

If those smilies are going to become the new thing on deadspin just kill me now

Baba Oje, I cannot second that strongly enough.

beisbolct, what have you wrought?

If those catch on, i smell commenter executions.

Oddly, I third it and i left the jaw drop pic.

She looks like a suicide girl in training in her IMDB photos.

Jaw dropping animations would never last on ESPN the Conversation.

Apropos of nothing, how many people besides UM would get it if I changed my commenter name to "Bolt Lightning"?

Me thinks Wade's better half had some fun on the side on one of his road trips.

If those catch on, i smell commenter executions.

Make it so Deadtern. 1 warning, then out.

What does Wade's wife look like? any pictures of her out there? otherwise i had have to agree with Spectacular Sam and say his wife was obviously cheating on him.

I googled "Wade Phillips wife" and got the following image

http://www.michaellwilliams.com/i/josephPhillips_lg.jpg

On a side note, "ESPN the Conversation" is the most fucking ridiculous name for a comment board ever. It sounds like somthing that should be on the Lifetime network.

I've had a thing for her since seeing her in My Chemical Romance's Helena.

LBCS - I still say that guy is more likely to be her father than Wade

Bum

I'm waiting for "ESPN the Self Flagellation" with Skip Bayless.

bizzo has maybe the best avatar ever

This is what I came up with when i googled Laurie Phillips.

http://www.angelflight.org.au/pilotprofiles/jpgs/lauriephi...

R_M,i;

I would, but that's because Psych is a much better haven for West Wing alum...

Did Shawn write his question on the back of your sheet of other good names for weathermen though?

I'm with you on the Psych bandwagon RM.

she's an upgrade from bill parcell's daughter.

Bizzo: I was at that game, and it was as bizarre as it looked.

I'd crown her ass

Froman: Fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay for it.

boobies!!

Wow. Motorboat!

New favorite deadspin pin-up.

I dunno; I can see this being Bum's granddaughter. Maybe the ugly stick skips generations.

I'd hit it.

Scarlett who?

I ran into Norv Turner and what I hope was his daughter a few years ago on campus at USC. Let's just say the Cowboys were getting a smokin' hot coach-daughter no matter which two-time loser retread coach they chose.

how many people besides UM would get it if I changed my commenter name to "Bolt Lightning"

Where babies come from for $100, Alex.

she must have been adopted by Wade and his wife. Anyway, Romo should bang her instead of Jessica Simpson, I would but I'm a sucker for brunettes

@Abe Froman: that was fucked up, but now I can stand up from desk.