It uses no electricity because they have no electricity.

Do they make reversible Members Only jackets?

Those characters are Korean for "We Suck".

Have you ever watched a bunch of South Korean fans in a stadium...on weed?

@SlickBomb: Your confusing North and South Korea, I do the same thing with the Dakotas.

There's more action in the stands than in that soccer match.

Asians are so scarily organized and efficient.

@Donald_Igwebuike: *you're
I swear I can speak English.

@The Fan's Attic: Center passes to forward. Holds it. Holds it. Holds it.

One of the related videos presented at the end of this clip is titled "Mass Execution in Korea".

No, I don't know why I watched all five minutes of this clip.

Um, don't you want to watch the game?

nothing pumps up a team like synchronized sign holding. peyton manning credits the two guys from muncie who held up the "D" and white picket fence signs for getting them to the super bowl last season.

I can't wait until some clever Ivy League student group infiltrates the group and gets them to spell out "Kim Jong-Il Blows."

Cal Tech

Lou Dobbs is pissed because this is just going to take jobs away from hard-working American Jumbotrons.

In South Korea, they've perfect the art of the Human Jumbotron

And the Mel Allen impression sounds hilarious with the accent.

20,000 participants had to be exiled to North Korea before they got this right.

Pr0ff3ss0r F4rnsw0rth would have them form the image of a middle finger.

Is that middle section between the two groups of fans the D.M.Z.?

The judges prefer the Korean performance to that of the Croats.

@The Fan's Attic: +10 Well played.

shit like this is why they get taken hostage by the taliban

Is that video of the Quidditch World Cup?

Strangely, the section on the far left looks like a hammer and sickle. Ooohh that Kim Jong Il is a clever propagandist!!

@KigeRamseysLoveChild: Not really. I'm pretty sure the South Koreans in the crowd would agree that Kim Jong-Il blows.

I deduct 10 deadpoints.

They also do a kick ass version of the Thriller video.

After the game, Michael Vick cooked a nice meal of Shih-Tzu infused with fine Atlanta weed.

During the US-Switzerland friendly on right now, commenting about the state of the pitch in the rain: "I haven't seen this many slips since we went to Victoria's Secret".

Who knew Brady Quinn did soccer commentary?

This is massively impressive, but you know the guys who always bitch about "The Wave" are going to go ape-shit over this.

Which one of those means "Make some NOISE!"?

@The Fake Gimel Martinez: That would be Will. He hates the wave.

Hosted on Live Leak

I think this is the same site you can see video of that girl from Coors Field and Eric "Whizzer" Schnupp pissing.

@1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: True, true, but it still made me laugh.

Meh, I've seen better in a Charlie Brown special.

Which one is peeing?

Amazingly, it translates to "Becky, will you marry me? - Chad"

@1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: GEOGRAPHY'D!

@1980DavidBowieFromTheMusicVideoAshesToAshes: @KigeRamseysLoveChild: I am think, despite the title of the post, that this is a North Korean video. North Korea is known to have these "human jumbotrons."

/being defensive.

@blastitbiggs: Amazingly, it translates to "Sharon, will you marry me? - Streeter"

College Humored

not only do you not have to watch the game, but aren't the cheerleaders superfulous?

@The Fan's Attic: This is NOT North Korea. In North Korea, we use corpses, not jackets.

@The Fan's Attic: This is NOT North Korea. In North Korea, we use colored corpses, not jackets. They're much cheaper.

Shouldn't there be some really obvious time lapse between them forming the image and us viewing it?

@Kim_Jong_Illin: crap

I charge $10 for the live leak. $20 if you want to touch it.

"We continue to harbor ill feelings towards Apollo Ono, he of the bladed shoe athletics"

"That was so impressive, the postgame sheep and goat remains are on me." -- Kevin Johnson

I'll take the drunk UGA chick from Sanford Stadium anyday.

KNIBB HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

@hockalees:

+1