You can't say we've never done anything for you. Instead of putting a picture of Superbike rider Randy de Puniet's horrifically bruised behind at the top of this post for everyone to see, we've hidden it from the squeamish by posting it below. There's your warning, and here's the butt:
Now you have no one to blame but yourself for what your eyes have just seen. We wish de Puniet and his butt a speedy recovery.