• Deadspin
  • mlb
  • nfl
  • Profile logout login

#1tomatttforthepicidea

Deadspin

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #mediameltdowns,
  • #duan,
  • #tips,
  • etc.

New York, 10:20 PM
Fri Dec 4
21 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:

Editor:
AJ Daulerio |

Senior Editor:
Dashiell Bennett |

Senior Writer:
Tommy Craggs |

Columnist/Deadcast:
Drew Magary |

Emeritus:
Will Leitch |

Live Blogger:
Matt Sussman |

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron |

Weekend writer:
Jack KOGOD |

Intern:
Ben Cohen |

SUBSCRIBE TO Deadspin RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers
Deadspin
  • posts about #1tomatttforthepicidea more →

    Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    Should have been you....actually, no. No, it shouldn't.
     Reply
    Senators Lost Cojones was starred Senators Lost Cojones was unstarred
    Image of J-No J-No
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    This is what happens "Shoot first and ask questions later" taken a bit too far.
     Reply
    J-No was starred J-No was unstarred
    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    For an encore Plax plans to cut off his own nose.
     Reply
    KOGOD was starred KOGOD was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    Leave the gun. Take the Plaxico.
     Reply
    UkraineNotWeak was starred UkraineNotWeak was unstarred
    Image of VTBen VTBen
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    "Plax shot himself in the leg" is the most fun gun-related story since "Dick Cheney shot a dude."
     Reply
    VTBen was starred VTBen was unstarred
    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    Have fun protecting your asshole in prison


    fixed

     Reply
    Hustler of Culture was starred Hustler of Culture was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    "Hold my drink and watch this!"
     Reply
    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of MorelOrelHershiser MorelOrelHershiser
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    Whoa! I can see the future, and trust me, "It's all about timing, sport"
     Reply
    MorelOrelHershiser was starred MorelOrelHershiser was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/30/08

    @MorelOrelHershiser:


    Damn you! Avert your eyes!

     Reply
    Gourmet Spud was starred Gourmet Spud was unstarred
    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    Also, he was drinking wine? Are we sure it wasn't purple drank?


    I just don't see Plax drinking a nice Merlot while fucking around with his gun....

     Reply
    Hustler of Culture was starred Hustler of Culture was unstarred
    Image of Adonis Adonis
    11/30/08

    @Hustler of Culture:


    "Miles, if they serve Merlot you're drinking it."


    "No way. If they serve Merlot I'm not fucking drinking it. I'm not drinking any merlot! I'd rather shoot myself in the leg then drink any merlot.*"


    *Last line not actually in film.


    ** As an aside, the film fails to mention that although he hates Merlot, his favorite wine at the end of the film, Cheval Blanc, is in fact 60% Merlot.

     Reply
    Adonis was starred Adonis was unstarred
    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/30/08

    In reply to Your Plaxico Burress Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound Update
    Cheddar Plax?
     Reply
    Hustler of Culture was starred Hustler of Culture was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.