Is that sideline bloopers link being sponsored by McAfee? I think my computer is going to need the H1N1 vaccine to recover from that. #watercoolerfodder
Keep in mind that some of the less comely lasses have never surrendered their amateur status, so you can usually get them in exchange for a Double Whopper Meal Deal. #watercoolerfodder
Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Miles Austin? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You laugh at Jessica Simpson and curse her whole family; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Simpson's retard vagina, while tragic, probably got me off repeatedly in Los Cabos, and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is to be gotten off by retard whores. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that whore, you need me on that whore. We use words like low IQ, silicone tits, chlamydia. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to achieve something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a whore and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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#sarcasm #watercoolerfodder
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Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder
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After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder
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John Walsh's ears are burning.
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Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Miles Austin? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You laugh at Jessica Simpson and curse her whole family; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Simpson's retard vagina, while tragic, probably got me off repeatedly in Los Cabos, and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is to be gotten off by retard whores. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that whore, you need me on that whore. We use words like low IQ, silicone tits, chlamydia. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to achieve something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a whore and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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You might even say that he's making an escape goat out of them.
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