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    Whores Are Coming To Dallas

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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Is that sideline bloopers link being sponsored by McAfee? I think my computer is going to need the H1N1 vaccine to recover from that. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Keep in mind that some of the less comely lasses have never surrendered their amateur status, so you can usually get them in exchange for a Double Whopper Meal Deal. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Bucket O' Hatorade Bucket O' Hatorade
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    You'll be missed Holliday.Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

    #sarcasm #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/06/09

    @Bucket O' Hatorade: It's like that Platters song Towels Get Your Eyes. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of ripsh ripsh
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    You need to take that picture down. Those are nice girls and do not need to be associated with a headline about whores, despite your disclaimer.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    "Slovenia is apparently a wholly separate country from Slovakia."


    Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Your clear number one involves double penetration

    After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    "Are youse girls the hookahs?" #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo's was too busy going up somebody's snatch to snatch somebody up.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    I assume, that he's never seen him be a leader nor kidnap a small child in a shopping mall.

    John Walsh's ears are burning.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year

    Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Miles Austin? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You laugh at Jessica Simpson and curse her whole family; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Simpson's retard vagina, while tragic, probably got me off repeatedly in Los Cabos, and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is to be gotten off by retard whores. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that whore, you need me on that whore. We use words like low IQ, silicone tits, chlamydia. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to achieve something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a whore and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/09/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Did you order the Smirnoff red?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Nothing says winner like an anklet.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    It's exhausting to lay around in the pool all day like that. Makes you believe in nothing, including the Cowboys' chances this year.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Nice shorts, fucktard.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips

    You might even say that he's making an escape goat out of them.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    I stopped doing Prop Bets after I won $1,000 because Payne Stewart didn't win The Tour Championship in '99.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: Payne Stewart's plane vs. The Field.
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    Image of TotallyRuckedUp TotallyRuckedUp
    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: That's cold. (Seriously, I think the windows just frosted up.)
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: I didn't fare as well with my prop bet that Cory Lidle would be the Yankees' opening day starter in 2007.
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