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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    12/18/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Bought Off The National Enquirer
    All this talk of retainers is making Tiger feel like a teenager again. ONLY A LINE OF SHOWGIRLS WILL SOLVE THIS PROBLEM.*

    * From the Sportswriting and Pop Psychoanalysis Handbook, Chapter IV. The first three chapters are on A-Rod.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/18/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Bought Off The National Enquirer
    [takes a beat]

    Now if only he'd buy off the National Debt!

    [sends resume to VH1, I love the Aughts Division]
     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/18/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Bought Off The National Enquirer
    a robber gunning down three generations of one family in an Upper West Side heroin den (and then slipping on a fire escape and falling to his death)

    The NY Post headline: "PERP SLAYS THREE; GOES 'AIEEEEeeeeeeeee"
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/18/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Bought Off The National Enquirer
    Frank Deford thought this post was titled How Tiger Woods Bought Off The National and got his first erection in three years.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/18/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Bought Off The National Enquirer
    Phoenix is all a-flutter over rumors that Tiger is about to check into a local rehab center for sex addiction treatments.

    In its defence, It's Never Been Like That in Phoenix before.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/18/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Bought Off The National Enquirer
    Left unreported is that the Phoenix sex-rehab center has a 7200-yard par 70 golf course designed by Robert Trent Jones, as well as a rec room designed by Heidi Fleiss.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/18/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Bought Off The National Enquirer
    Michael Phelps recently took Jann Wenner's class Cultural Relevance: It Is All In Your Own Mind.
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    Image of dinalohan dinalohan
    12/17/09

    In reply to SI "Out Of Touch" For Mocking Around The Horn, Says Newspaper Columnist Who Fears Computers
    Plaschke hasn't thought sports should be fun since around '95. I hate that guy.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/17/09

    In reply to SI "Out Of Touch" For Mocking Around The Horn, Says Newspaper Columnist Who Fears Computers
    we embrace those who still think seven years of hundreds of thousands of daily viewers are wrong

    Ah yes, the vaunted Jerry Springer Show defence!
     Reply
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/17/09

    In reply to SI "Out Of Touch" For Mocking Around The Horn, Says Newspaper Columnist Who Fears Computers
    Hundreds of thousands of daily viewers? Are there really that many nursing home residents with sadistic direct care workers and people related to Tim Cowlishaw?
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    Image of Show Me Your TD's Show Me Your TD's
    12/17/09

    @norbizness: Sometimes if I have the TV on mute while I'm working, and I forget to pay attention, I will look up and ATH will have come on. Sometimes I don't even bother to turn it off.
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/17/09

    @Show Me Your TD's: It is true that Tony Reali's ultrabright dentures function in much the same way that the Hypnotoad's eyes do.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/17/09

    In reply to SI "Out Of Touch" For Mocking Around The Horn, Says Newspaper Columnist Who Fears Computers
    Apparently Plaschke was so mad, he slammed his Sony Walkman® on his desk, and stood up so fast one of the buttons on the fly of his 501's came undone.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/17/09

    In reply to SI "Out Of Touch" For Mocking Around The Horn, Says Newspaper Columnist Who Fears Computers
    If Plaschke and SI are really serious about this feud, they should meet behind them gym tomorrow at noon, when Sgt. Krupke and Lt. Schrank are eating lunch at Luigi's Diner, to settle it once and for all.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/17/09

    In reply to SI "Out Of Touch" For Mocking Around The Horn, Says Newspaper Columnist Who Fears Computers
    Up above, Bill Plaschke defends a terrible show.

    Down below, I make a dick joke.

    Up above, Bill Plaschke makes an awful joke.

    Down below, I miss FJM.
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    Edited by ArkansasFred at 12/17/09 11:19 AM ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/17/09

    In reply to SI "Out Of Touch" For Mocking Around The Horn, Says Newspaper Columnist Who Fears Computers
    "...because I like nothing more than watching the sports-media equivalent of two old men running their Rascals into each other."

    Way to go, Craggs. You just gave SpikeTV's program director an idea for Wednesdays.
     Reply
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    12/17/09

    In reply to SI "Out Of Touch" For Mocking Around The Horn, Says Newspaper Columnist Who Fears Computers
    30 Rock wins again
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/17/09

    The Onion published its own expose. Very sordid indeed....
    [www.theonion.com]
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