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    12:51 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker

    I do see the resemblance.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12:45 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    If McGruff the Crime Dog did PSA's about date rape drugs back in 1985, this is what one of the stills would have looked like.
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    12:39 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    "Who do I have to stalk to get some Quarterflash played in this place?"
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12:35 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    Bull and Bear is a perfect name for a Mariotti hangout. He's full of bullshit and he's impossible to bear!
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    12:35 PM

    @ArkansasFred: Hey. Fred here. Sorry. My granddad jumped onto the computer for a second.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12:40 PM

    @ArkansasFred: An ArkansasFred comment is like a steer. A point here, a point there, and a bunch of bull in the middle!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12:41 PM

    @Karlifornia: God damnit. My granddad, too? Can someone please put these people down or something? Jesus....
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:47 PM

    @Karlifornia: @ArkansasFred: I had anal sex with Jay Mariotti.

    /my Grandmother is Lisa Lampanelli
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12:47 PM

    @ArkansasFred: google
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12:48 PM

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Oh shit... sorry. my, uhh, friend just got on my computer for a second.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12:34 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    PHOTO/EMAIL: Michael P.

    Marriotti is currently going through the phone book and calling every Michael P. in the area.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12:32 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    It's called the Bull And Bear, yet the only animals I see in there are WASPs
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12:32 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    I bet this was followed by one of those moments where Mariotti thought someone was saying "hi" to him so he waved back, but the person was actually waving to the guy behind Mariotti, so he had to act like he was stretching so no one would realize.

    But one guy saw it all happen and felt really uncomfortable about the whole thing.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:31 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    I think he saw me take this pic but I acted like I was texting someone.

    In certain circles, this move is known as the "Pete Townshend".
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12:30 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    He was super creepy at the Final Four in Detroit last spring. And he was everywhere.

    His ubiquity was rivaled only by his aloneness.
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    12:24 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker

    Is Jon Gruden writing Deadspin headlines now?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12:22 PM

    In reply to Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
    WHEN YOU SEE IT
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    12:30 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: THIS GUY, he knows how to write angry diatribes about sports! HE IS A NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST IN THE NATIONALLY SYNDICATED MEDIA.
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    12:31 PM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Shit, that was for the above comment. +1 for yours, though.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/21/09

    In reply to Sports Fella "Suspended" Over Angry Tweets, Not Allowed To Watch TV, Talk On Phone For Two Weeks
    As an avid WEEI listener (my job is boring as shit, you see) a little background on this rivalry:

    A while back Ordway, Smerlas and DeOssie met Simmons at a conference. They had a pretty good conversation, and supposedly exchanged mutual admiration for their work. All appeared to be fine.

    A few weeks back, Simmons wrote somewhere that WEEI is only around because they built a monopoly on the sports radio market and have never had any competitors (which is untrue), and that their on-air personalities are lacking and past their prime (which may be true).

    Simmons then went on the morning show Dennis and Callahan and they questioned him on this statement. Being the sissy he is Simmons lauded their work and said he was only talking about the afternoon guys (Ordway & company).

    Being that in their only conversation in the past Simmons told these guys how much he liked their work, The Big Show wanted an explanation, and asked on-air for Simmons to appear on their show. Simmons initially agreed, then ended up (cowardly) repeatedly canceling on the day he was supposed to appear. Ordway called him out on this and this is when these Twitter "attacks" appeared.

    Bottom line: Whenever Simmons is actually questioned on the crap he comes out with he shrinks into his shell and reverts to Twitter attacks like a 13 year old girl. Lame, Simmons. Lame.
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    11/21/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: You sir have been quite helpful
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/22/09

    @Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: As long as I've conveyed what a petulant child Simmons truly is when it comes to handling any situation in an adult matter, my mission is accomplished.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/21/09

    In reply to Sports Fella "Suspended" Over Angry Tweets, Not Allowed To Watch TV, Talk On Phone For Two Weeks
    Oh ESPN, this makes me think of a line from Macbeth. From Act 5, Scene 5, specifically.
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Uh... yeah.... I was talking about.... blogs...

    - Dan Shaughnessy
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/20/09

    In reply to From The Desk Of George Bodenheimer: "Class, Dignity And Integrity"
    He was going to go with "Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite," but focus groups have been down on the French ever since the Thierry Henry incident.
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