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more about #nfl more comments → Silent Q: In the Bengals' defense, this actually is an image upgrade over their previous fourth-string running back, John Allen Muhammad. #larryjohnson more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Yeah I'm really not willing to criticize the Bengals as heretofore royal fuck-up Ced Benson is terrorizing the league. #larryjohnson more » BruschisBrewsky: Good decision: Going for it on 4th down because you have (arguably) the best offense in the league and your short-handed defense is sucking wind and t... more » Silky John-STON!: As long as that fat-fuck turk gets to knock on his door and wake him up at 5:15AM, cut him and then immediately ask him if he's planning on going to t... more » Phintastic: "I'll see you...on special teams." #larryjohnson more » DirkToberFest: I see only one faggot in this post... and his name is Gregg Easterbrook. #larryjohnson more » Jefferson Tardship: If they wanted to find a capable backup for Benson, shouldn't they have turned to a cook named Gretchen? #larryjohnson more » StuScott Booyahs: It'll be okay. I'm sure Larry Johnson will be content to be the fourth-string running back who hardly ever sees any playing time and will never compla... more » ScientificMapp: Marvin. MARVIN. I'd knock that shit off if I was you. #larryjohnson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is exactly like when Scott Weiland joined Velvet Revolver except with less Methadone. #larryjohnson more » MattinglysSideburns: ...because he was an aging, unlikeable, not-very-good running back who had become an annoying thorn... That sounds exactly like Rick Reilly...oh, I'm... more » VTBen: "Belichick Was Right" "Why Pirates Fans Are The Luckiest Fans In The World" Is Deadspin turning into Slate? #billbelichick more » HockeyMountain: Not to get to Easterbrookie, but how do the odds change between calling a pass and calling a run? Seems like Maroney off-tackle has a better chance o... more » ArkansasFred: Probably misses his old sweatshirt. #billbelichick more » Artie Fufkin: Did they account for a Laser Rocket Arm? #billbelichick more » -
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Just To Mess With Their Fans' Heads, Bengals Bring In Larry Johnson
Feeling pretty good about that 7-2 record, Bengal backers? In the AFC North driver's seat with a very favorable schedule ahead? Well, Mike Brown can definitely change that. What your team needs is a fourth-string RB with an attitude problem! More » -
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Belichick Was Right
I enjoy a national shanking of Bill Belichick as much as anyone, but I'm with Neon here: Belichick, who has won three Super Bowls treating football the way an actuary treats a term life policy, made the smart call yesterday.
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Crazy Old Man Gives Bills The Bird
Unfortunately, that grumpy coot just happens to be the owner of the Tennessee Titans and his affinity for the ol' double deuce is now immortalized on YouTube. If you have hands, feel free to nervously wring them. More » -
#weekendwinner
Peyton Manning Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Peyton Manning, who won the weekend when it was gift-wrapped with a pretty bow and handed to him by Bill Belichick. More » -
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No One Films The Belichick In Failure
The NFL Films cameraman gets taken down hard by one of the Dark Lord's minions (or his camera's cable), and Bill bids him a fond farewell. (Bonus animated gif, after the jump!) More » -
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Even A Chris Simms Sighting Can't Ruin Today's Games
Dear NFL. Sorry for making fun of the crappy games every week. I guess you heard my complaints, because every single game today was within a score at the start of the fourth quarter. More » -
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Your Late Games Open Thread
See all those empty seats in St. Louis? Here's a nifty article on the shady math teams use to claim sellouts and avoid TV blackouts. I guess Jacksonville is either very honest, or not good at math. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch] -
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Old People Fantasy Football Is Adorable
A Massachusetts nursing home has started a fantasy football league for its residents, to give them something to do on Sundays. If their teams are anything like mine, that "something to do" is likely "wishing for death." More » -
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Your Early Games Open Thread
Here it is, empirical proof that FOX thinks your desire to watch Brett Favre be Brett Favre trumps your desire to avoid Lions games at all cost. Also, enjoy that all-Florida crapfest, West Virginia. [The506] -
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Chad Ochocinco Fined Veinte Mil Dólares By Liga Nacional de Fútbol Americano
¡Ay, caramba! Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver/prop comic Chad Ochocinco has been fined $20,000 by the NFL for jokingly attempting to bribe an official with a dollar bill during last Sunday's game against the Baltimore Ravens. More » -
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Please Don't Mention Eggs To Mike McCarthy. Ever.
The Packers fired a 22-year Lambeau Field employee because coach Mike McCarthy thought he heard the guy tell him, "Don't lay an egg." That sounds about right. I wonder if the Metrodome is hiring? [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel] -
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NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards for an idiotic TD celebration Sunday, when he raised his right leg just like the doofuses in those Captain Morgan commercials. And yep, the awful rum maker was behind the whole thing. More » -
#ballsdeep
Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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Sometimes I Love Ochocinco So Much It Hurts
Even though they stopped him from sending mustard to Heinz Field, they can't stop Chad Ochocinco from rewriting the NFL rulebook. [Twitpic] -
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The Aaron Rodgers "Sack Tracker" Is Why We Have An Internet
What your life needs now is a detailed interactive chart of all 37 sacks made on the Packers QB this season. I think it was just updated as Rodgers was taken down buying lunch at Quiznos. [Madison.com] -
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I Loved It. It Was Much Better Than "The Bengals"
Broadway is producing a play about the life of Vince Lombardi. Because the only thing liberal East Coast elitst theatergoers love more than football is people from Wisconsin. [WSOCTV] -
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Larry Johnson Raises Kansas City's Unemployment Rate By One
The Chiefs have released the unhappy running back, denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.) There really is no I in"public relations nightmare"team. [KansasCityStar] -
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Tony Romo Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More » -
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Ochocinco Is Straight Cash
Why would a football player carry singles in their uniform pants? Heading to the strip club after the game? Buying off the refs? Or just throwing a little cheddar the Ravens' offense's way after having their way with them? More » -
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Your Late Games Open Thread
No one disputes Dan Snyder's lack of football acumen, but John Riggins goes so far as to call him "a bad guy." While maybe not a war criminal, the Skins' season ought to be called the new Trail of Tears.
