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    Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles

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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    3. Or, they could cut AJ Feeley, who is perfectly useless. There's a thought! Nevermind that carrying 4 QB's may be viable since they don't need a "kicking specialist."
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    08/24/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Right, but then Vick still could not be the third-stringer, because then if he came in the game neither McNabb nor Kolb could return.

    But, yeah, I tend to agree that just putting Kolb in the "emergency slot" in case both McNabb and Vick went down would be just fine.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/24/09

    @Dieter: Why does the 3rd stringer have to be the emergency slot? I thought it was 3, THEN a special emergency slot.

    How did the 49ers get to put 3rd stringer Cody Pickett onto special teams plays?
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    08/24/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I'm assuming that Pickett wasn't listed at the QB on the roster in order to play special teams. If the Eagles want a 3rd QB, then the rules Drew mentioned apply: if he enters, 2 QB's above him can't reenter the game.

    The problem with having Vick as an "unofficial" 3rd QB who plays on Special Teams or runs certain offensive plays is that the Eagles will have to cut someone who is probably a better player than Vick at a specific position. That may mean not having a good returner (oh f--k, been there before) or a competent coverage guy on punts or kickoffs.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/24/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: We've got plenty of returners. Maclin, Demps, DeSean Jackson, possibly even Booker. Hell, I wouldn't mind putting Vick back there if he wanted to.

    I haven't done a lot of research into this but everything I've seen says that Cody Pickett was listed as a QB all season, yet played mostly on special teams until Dorsey and Smith got hurt.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    Always beware the offseason winners.

    After all, those New England Patriots sure fucked up after getting Moss and Welker.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    5. The city's greatest contribution to music in the past decade is now the house band for Jimmy Fallon

    We are talking about Hall & Oates, right?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    Hey, we may be obnoxiously devoted meatheads who love to bitch about the best quarterback this team has ever had, and we may give ourselves ulcers screaming at our coach's baffling clock management, and we may beat the shit out of opposing team's fans, and we may be setting ourselves up for yet another disappointing season, but... I forgot where I was going with this.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    Reid coaching the Eagles is tough on Eagles fans. There's no doubt in my mind that without him, they would not have been so consistently good these past 10 years. He's got them to a point that they are a legitimate Super Bowl contender almost every year. However, his flaws as a head coach are juuuuusssst enough to keep them from actually winning one.
    He wins games by having better talent on the field. When the talent is relatively even, he's at risk of being thoroughly outcoached. Hence all those NFC Championship losses. Think about it... his only NFC Championship Game victory came at the expense of Jim Mora, Jr.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    Die Eagles Die!
    On the road to sodomy!
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    He's a filthy dago with dirty wop skin

    Were you expecting him to have lazy Puerto Rican skin or the complexion of a drunken Mick?
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles

    Sucks for PETA. I'll be spending the next 18 weeks posting pictures of abused eagles.
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    Image of Signal to Noise Signal to Noise
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    Drew should have a special reason to hate the Eagles -- Reid taught Childress all he knows about bad game planning. I'm pretty convinced McNabb would have won an SB by now if Reid wasn't his coach.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    5. The fanbase includes people from Delaware.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    If you ever see an eagle in nature, and he's teal, he was most likely spraypainted that way.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/24/09

    @Matt Sussman: And if that Eagle is in the trunk of a car in rural Minnesota, call animal control.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    The Eagles have a nasty pair of safeties in Quintin Mikell and Sean Jones. Brian Dawkins is old and slow. If Bobby Big Wheel could get his nose out of his books on tort law, maybe he would notice that.

    /not an Eagles fan
    //no idea what "tort law" is or if that is even a real term
    ///insanely jealous of Bobby Big Wheel's career
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/24/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: You might be surprised to know this judging by the number of comments I make, but the majority of my day does not involve commenting on Deadspin.

    Still, fuck Brian Dawkins.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/24/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Don't be jealous just because the Eagles have cornerbacks who are capable of making a tackle. Hey, how's RW McQuarters working out?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/24/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Aaron Ross and Corey Webster kicked him out of the starting lineup and were instrumental in our...wait for it...Super Bowl run.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    5. The city's greatest contribution to music in the past decade is now the house band for Jimmy Fallon

    Ahem, I believe Will Smith did cut an album after 1999.
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    Image of HugsFromHarold HugsFromHarold
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    The city's greatest contribution to music in the past decade is now the house band for Jimmy Fallon

    There is always G-Love & Special Sauce.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/24/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Philadelphia Eagles
    Dawkins was more of a cheap shotting linebacker.
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